....life seems so deadly and hopeless at times.  i say 'fuck most of it' and 
rely on a balanced lifestyle, the dependability of genetics to keep you 
alive until 40-50 automatically, and a happy, positive, fun loving, 
low-stress lifestyle with some exercise and a diet not exceeding normal 
levels of fat, crap, and other mens wives pussies.  oh, and always own a cat 
or a dog.
DOCTOR Sebby ;)
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From: "Mermaid ." <britannica@hotmail.com>
Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
To: virus@lucifer.com
Subject: Re: virus: Human Papilloma Virus makes cervical cancer risk soar
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 20:59:34 -0700
Charming. Two men discussing Pap smears. As a member of the Vulva 
Federation, I feel the need to drop my two cents. Bottomline: Safe sex. What 
is HPV? Among several other things, it is also genital warts. Some other 
types of HPV also facilitates abnormal cell growth in the cervix of the 
woman. One can be a carrier without showing any external signs. For the sake 
of good health, here are some facts for the curious girls/women here...as 
well as for anyone who'd be interested.
1.Pap Smears = detection. Not prevention. HPV(and cancer causing HPV) can be 
avoided only with safe sex. Cancer can be prevented (sometimes, not 
always)with early detection through Pap Smears.
2.Once HPV enters the system, it will never get out.
3.The virus can reside in the system for several years and go undetected 
except when it(the cancer causing virus)turns up in abnormal pap smears.
4.While abnormal Pap Smears can facilitate early detection of some types of 
HPV infections leading to cervical cancer, practicing safe sex is the best 
insurance.
5.Adolescents should refrain from engaging in sexual activities, esp 
intercourse, until they understand sex and safe sex. However 'logical' the 
statement, 'children are sexual too', might seem, sexuality can co-exist 
with abstinence.
6.Condoms might provide *some* protection against the spread of HPV, but it 
only delays infection. The virus can also be spread through oral sex as it 
can turn up outside the condom...scrotum..anus..etc
7.While we are at it..let me also add that studies have shown that women who 
smoke have twice the risk of contracting cervical cancer. Nicotine and other 
tobacco components are known to turn up at high concentrations in cervical 
secretions.
8.Immunity plays a big role in how HPV affects a person and how well they 
respond to treatment.
9.Oral contraceptives also increase the chance of cervical cancer.(The Pill 
is not a gift. Ponder a whole lot before slipping into the pill mode. 
Personally, I support vasectomy or tubal ligation. Vasectomy is more 
sensible as the male has more sperm than the female has eggs in one 
lifetime. We bleed. They dont. Fuck'em. It would solve a lot of problems 
with one snip, but that is a whole different topic)
10.A Pap Smear every year is suggested for women who are sexually active. 
Once in three-five years is recommended if there has been no abnormal 
results in the past. It is possible for a HPV infected mother to pass it on 
to her child. Unless the Pap Smear turns abnormal, the procedure neednt be 
repeated for any time period from one to three years. Since Pap Smears have 
the tendency to turn abnormal when there are minor infections or 
irritations, you would be called in for another Pap Smear to determine if 
the cervical cells are normal. An abnormal result doesnt necessarily mean 
the C word. However, the physican would be the best person to tell you how 
often to have the test. Once in three months? Hmm..
11.False negative tests are common. This is when women are told they are ok 
when smear tests show a cancer. False negative tests can be avoided only 
with regular Pap Smears. If one hasnt had a Pap Smear in the 
past...say..five years, the incidence of a false negative is high.
12.On the other hand, there are also false positives. Abnormal results can 
be produced from anything to an irritation to a minor infection. Only to 
ascertain early detection of cancer in the event of an abnormal 
verdict(which is slow to spread, hence can be avoided) will a second Pap 
Smear be conducted.
Misc info and opinions:
Cervix is the lower part of the uterus that opens into the vagina.
If one has never been sexually active, one probably doesnt need Pap Smears.
A speculum is inserted into the vagina to see the cervix. With a spatula, 
the cervix is scrapped for cells which will be tested for any abnormality.
A Pap Smear is not painful. It is, however, very unpleasant. Dont be shy. 
Tell everyone and be a bitch. Dont hold back. They didnt have to spread 
their legs. You had to. On that day, everyone who wants to share your oxygen 
is pondscum.
If you have trouble getting pregnant, it would be a good idea to test for 
HPV.
Not all types of Human Papilloma Viruses(there are over 60)causes cervical 
cancer.
It is a popular myth that there is less risk of a woman contracting cervical 
cancer if she has sex with a circumcised man. Such rumours will be 
enthusiastically and widely spread by haters-of-baby-foreskin. There are 
other ways to torture men than by depriving them of their foreskin. 
Circumcision is not one of them. Save the foreskins. They are tasty.
Finally, if you have to die, you have to die. It is all about one's attitude 
towards life or death. One can quit smoking, stop having wild and wanton sex 
and stop contributing to their physician's Beemer for Son Fund only to save 
the last few miserable years when the body wont be obedient and the flesh 
becomes weak. Or...one can live the sinful way and spend the rest of their 
short lives paying through their noses for a decaying and rotting and 
failing body. Either way, we are fucked the moment we are born. Lets just 
get on with it.
and yea..one more thing...Educate yourself.
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