Re: virus: True Porn Clerk Stories [humour]

From: Walter Watts (wlwatts@cox.net)
Date: Mon Jul 22 2002 - 17:06:05 MDT


Absolutely ENJOYED, Jonathan. NO sully!

Walter

Jonathan Davis wrote:

> Hi Folks.
>
> I am sorry to sully our list with this off topic stuff, but I think Viarians
> will enjoy this:
>
> True Porn Clerk Stories
> http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475
>
> Sample:
>
> "Contamination is everywhere. I see people sneezing onto the tape cases.
> They cough wetly into their palms right before handing me change. They
> squeegee out their ears with their pinkies. They forget about the security
> cameras downstairs and pick their noses with wild abandon and astonishing
> force. Still, the only thing that really freaks me out is the semen. Well,
> OK, the lubricant freaks me out too, but I'm pretty sure that's because of
> the implied presence of semen."
>
> Regards
>
> Jonathan
> http://www.limbicnutrition.com/blog/

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