Excerpted from Jonathan's post:(FUNNY shit, Jonathan!!)
Walter
<who lives in Oklahoma and has to go to Missouri to get real porn!>
Sometimes people get animalistic about the tapes. For the real addicts (I'm
convinced that porn is like alcohol: some people can stop at just one every now
and then, some people just binge on weekends, and some people get genuinely,
horribly addicted) the reptilian brain kicks in. They hit the magic portion of
the tape and they're done. They pop out the tape and slam in another one, and
the next day the stack comes back, unrewound and covered in goo.
Repeat offenders get a note on their file that says "LUBE WARNING". Management
policy is that for $6.50 an hour, clerks should not have to deal with the bodily
fluids of others. The first time we discreetly but firmly remind the customer
that the tapes need to come back clean. The second time we hand him the tape,
the Windex, and the paper towels and tell him to clean off the tape in full view
of whoever else is at the counter.
Jonathan Davis wrote:
> Hi Folks.
>
> I am sorry to sully our list with this off topic stuff, but I think Viarians
> will enjoy this:
>
> True Porn Clerk Stories
> http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475
>
> Sample:
>
> "Contamination is everywhere. I see people sneezing onto the tape cases.
> They cough wetly into their palms right before handing me change. They
> squeegee out their ears with their pinkies. They forget about the security
> cameras downstairs and pick their noses with wild abandon and astonishing
> force. Still, the only thing that really freaks me out is the semen. Well,
> OK, the lubricant freaks me out too, but I'm pretty sure that's because of
> the implied presence of semen."
>
> Regards
>
> Jonathan
> http://www.limbicnutrition.com/blog/
--Walter Watts Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc.
"No one gets to see the Wizard! Not nobody! Not no how!"
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