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Which Programming Language Are You?
« on: 2007-06-10 01:01:51 »
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[Blunderov]"You are Java.  You are very strong and sturdy, but this makes you a bit sluggish".
(How true that is. How quickly the body adapts to world-record levels of caffeine.<sigh>)

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Re:Which Programming Language Are You?
« Reply #1 on: 2007-06-10 08:23:48 »
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"You are Binary.  You are not human and go to great lengths to prove it.  You always know where you are and how you got there, but no one else does, ever."

Most of the answers are remarkably perceptive about the languages they skewer. Language I would most like to have seen but didn't, APL. Perhaps they didn't think they had an appropriate symbol set.

Thanks for this bit of fun Blunderov

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Re:Which Programming Language Are You?
« Reply #2 on: 2007-06-10 21:12:34 »
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"You are Prolog. You enjoy looking for different ways to solve a problem.  You take longer to solve them, but usually come up with more than one solution."

Hmm, I wonder if this is accurate. Need to reflect on that.

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« Reply #3 on: 2007-06-11 02:56:38 »
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Quote from: Hermit on 2007-06-10 08:23:48   

"You are Binary.  You are not human and go to great lengths to prove it.  You always know where you are and how you got there, but no one else does, ever."...

Thanks for this bit of fun Blunderov...

[Blunderov]You are very welcome. Binary eh? Once upon a lifetime ago I determined that I would learn to program in machine code. I got as far as writing a tic-tac-toe program that would allow a victory for the human player in one variation only. I was pretty chuffed with myself. Then I took it to show my stepfather who was a professional programmer. The program wouldn't run on his machine at all. 6 months of juggling registers for this? I moved on to other pursuits.
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« Reply #4 on: 2007-06-11 16:23:49 »
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Perl

"People have a hard time understanding you, but you are always able to help them with almost all of their problems."
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