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Re:virus: I'm in BitTorrent Hell
« Reply #1 on: 2004-11-25 17:01:46 » |
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I haven't heard news from Walter's travels in BitTorrent Hell for a while, but I thought I'd post the song of his admission ceremony to the Piratez Guild, OK Navy Division :-P
Bertold Brecht Early Poems and Psalms 1913-1920 Ballad of the Pirates
1 Frantic with brandy from their plunder Drenched in the blackness of the gale Splintered by frost and stunned by thunder Hemmed in the crows-nest, ghostly pale
Scorched by the sun through tattered shirt (The winter sun kept them alive) Amid starvation, sickness, dirt So sang the remnant that survived:
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
2 No waving fields with gentle breezes Or dockside bar with raucous band No dance hall warm with gin and kisses No gambling hell kept them on land.
They very quickly tired of fighting By midnight girls began to pall; Their rotten hulk seemed more inviting That ship without a flag at all.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
3 Riddled with rats, its bilges oozing With pestilence and puke and piss They swear by her when they're out boozing And cherish her just as she is.
In storms they'll reckon their position Lashed to the halyards by their hair; They'd go to heaven on one condition- That she can find a mooring there.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
4 They loot their wine and belch with pleasure While bales of silk and bats of gold And precious stones and other treasure Weigh down the rat-infested hold.
To grace their limbs, all hard and shrunken Sacked junks yield van-coloured stuffs Till out their knives come in some drunken Quarrel about a pair of cuffs.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
5 They murder coldly and detachedly Whatever comes across their path They throttle gullets as relaxedly As fling a rope up to the mast
At wakes they fall upon the liquor Then stagger overboard and drown While the remainder give a snigger And wave a toe as they go down.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
6 Across a violet horizon Caught in the ice by pale moonlight On pitch-black nights when mist is rising And half the ship is lost from sight
They lurk like wolves between the hatches And murder for the fun of it And sing to keep warm in their watches Like children drumming as they shit.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming bluet Enormous wind, the sails blow tree! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
7 They take their hairy bellies with them To stuff with food on foreign ships Then stretch them out in sweet oblivion Athwart the foreign women's hips.
In gentle winds, in blue unbounded Like noble beasts they graze and play And often seven bulls have mounted Some foreign girl they've made their prey.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, Jet us keep the sea!
8 Once you have danced till you're exhausted And boozed until your belly sags Though sun and moon unite their forces- Your appetite for fighting Bags.
Brilliant with stars, the night will shake them While music plays, in gentle ease And wind will fill their sails and take them To other, undiscovered seas.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go bang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
9 But then upon an April evening Without a star by which to steer The placid ocean, softly heaving Decides that they must disappear.
The boundless sky they love is hiding The stars in smoke that shrouds their sight While their beloved winds are sliding The clouds towards the gentle light.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
10 At first they're fanned by playful breezes Into the night they mustn't miss The velvet sky smiles once, then doses Its hatches on the black abyss.
Once more they feel the kindly ocean Watching beside them on their way The wind then lulls them with its motion And kills them all by break of day.
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow tree! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
11 Once more the final wave is tossing The cursed vessel to the sky When suddenly it clears, disclosing The mighty reef on which they lie.
And, at the last, a strange impression While tigging screams and storm winds howl Of voices hurtling to perdition Yet once more singing, louder still:
Oh heavenly sky of streaming blue! Enormous wind, the sails blow free! Let wind and heavens go hang! But oh Sweet Mary, let us keep the sea!
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