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RE: virus: Discovery of New Element
« on: 2004-08-06 17:03:17 » |
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[Blunderov] The march of science...
FW: Discovery of New Element "Governmentium"
Discovery of New Element...
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been
tentatively named "Governmentium".
Governmentium is made up of one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since
Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take
over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass." You will know it when you see it.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element
which radiates just as much energy since it has half as many peons but twice
as many morons.
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