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virus: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal =
and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to Sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. 'Watson, =
look up at the sky and tell me what you see'.
Watson replied, 'I see millions and millions of stars'.
'What does that tell you?'
Watson pondered for a minute.=20
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and =
Potentially billions of planets.=20
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.=20
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past =
three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small =
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
Watson, you moron. Some asshole has stolen our tent.
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