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America over God
« on: 2004-03-30 17:41:06 » |
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This is fucking hilarious. Noticed by crw in #virus.
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2002.7.8.222734.1240.html
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"Under God" needs to be replaced with "over God."
Let's be very clear about one thing here: We are the U-nited Fucking States of America. We are not "under" anybody or anything, God included. God may have flexed His muscles a few thousand years ago, but in the intervening era, the Children of Liberty have learned a few tricks that even God was never able to pull off. The recent silence from God has been deafening, and there's a reason for that; He knows better than to pick a fight that He cannot win. The ability to turn random people into pillars of salt and send swarms of locusts to ruin crops is a pretty cute parlor trick, to be sure. But cute parlor tricks only get you so far.
Let's see how things stack up, shall we?
* AMERICA: Has the ability to destroy the entire world dozens of times over and render it all an uninhabitable nuclear wasteland for tens of thousands of years
* GOD: Was only able to dump lots of water on the world for a period of 40 days. Water! Ooh, I'm positively quaking! Mercy, Lord... Mercy! Pardon me while I get out the air pump so I can inflate my fucking water wings!
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Re:America over God
« Reply #1 on: 2004-04-01 05:43:38 » |
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LOL dont have time to read it all now, but just what you posted was fucking great.
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