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Meet Jesux
« on: 2004-03-24 11:20:25 » |
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Lukian pointed out this web page in #virus 
What is amusing is that some serious oline tech sites such as ZDnet seriously announced that it "has been revealed to be a hoax".
http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Node/4081/
Jesux (pronounced Hay-sooks) is a new Linux distribution for Christian hackers, schools, families, and churches. There is already a core distribution being prepared, based on RedHat's distribution.
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# default fortune file contains quotes from the scriptures, Augustine, C.S. Lewis, Chuck Swindoll, etc.
# Login screen has full text to Lord's Prayer and Pledge of Allegiance, with Christian and American symbols
# Optional technical support and basic counseling services provided by Christian hackers
# Optionally disable logins on Sunday, the day of rest
# the "Bourne-Again" shell is already the default; but we like the shell, and we love the name 
# qmail replaces sendmail as the standard MTA (sendmail was written by a prominent homosexual)
* we are considering postfix too, due to popular request
# Hierarchical user structure, so parents and teachers can easily access children's files without needing to become root
# No encryption provided; Christians have nothing to hide
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Also, we are seriously considering changing some fundamental OS features. The idea would be that function calls and features suggesting evil and otherwise pagan ideas would be changed.
* abort(3)
* kill(1)
* references to "daemon"
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When will it be out?
Jesux will be here in late December (hopefully before Jesus arrives .
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