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« on: 2003-10-25 18:59:17 » |
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Chris Rock
No Sex In the Champagne Room
Verse 1) Ladies and Gentleman of the GED class of 1999, I have I piece
of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex
in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room,
but you dont want champagne, you want sex, and there's no sex in the
champagne room.
(Verse 2) Don't go to parties with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe
inside, but what about all those niggers waiting outside with guns. They
know you aint got one.
(Verse 3) If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she
tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40.
(Verse 4) Take off that silly ass hat!!!
(Verse 5) The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes.
Coolio did some of that shit.
(Verse 6) Young black men, if you go to a movie theater and somebody
steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next 20 years in jail
cuz someone smudged your puma.
(Verse 7) Cornbread-aint nuttin wrong with that. No matter what you
think of what i'm saying remember this one thing, there's no sex in the
champagne room.
(Chorus 1) No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room,
No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room, No sex in
the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room, Theres absolutely
positively no sex in the champagne room. Said No
(Verse  If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless
that long. A real homeless person is to hungry to be funny.
(Verse 9) If a girl has a pierced tounge, she'll probably suck your
dick. If a guy has a pierced tounge, he'll probably suck your dick.
(Verse 10) Here's a horoscope for everyone- Aquarius- you're gonna die
Capricorn- you're gonna die Gemini- you're gonna die twice Leo- you're
gonna die Scorpio- you're gonna die fuckin
(Verse 11) No one goes to Hooters for wings.
(Verse 12) If you've been dating a guy for 4 months and haven't met any
of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.
(Verse 13) Some of the things i said may not apply to you, some of the
tings i said may offend you. But no matter who you are you must remember
this one thing, no matter what a stripper says, there's no sex in the
champagne room. None.
(Chorus 2) No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room,
No sex in the champagne room , No sex in the champagne room, Nop sex in
the champagne room. Can't get none. Cant have none in the champagne room
cuz there's absolutely positively no sex in the champagne room say no,
say no, cuz theres no sex no sex in the champagne room
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Walter Watts
Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc.
"Reminding you to help control the human population. Have your sexual
partner spayed or neutered."
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