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billroh@churchofvirus.com
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virus: sites to annoy the wife, husband, partner, children, whoever is annoyable
« on: 2003-06-25 18:25:12 » |
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FIRST - BE SURE TO TURN THE SOUND UP REAL LOUD!
2 years ago I kindly directed the COV to the most annoying site on the web:
www.dustbrothers.com
This year, I have a new "most annoying" site that I am rather fond of.
www.rathergood.com
My wife is particularly annoyed by "Flying kittens want to take you to a
gay bar", but I am annoyed more by "We Like The Moon"
I think to top it all off, I'm going to rent "Spinal Tap" tonight just
cause I know it will annoy the heck out of Colleen (my wonderful wife).
She deserves it anyway after making me watch part of that chick flick
she rented over the weekend. Besides, who doesn't love Spinal Tap music
anyways? The lyrics are brilliant! Here, check out the lyrics to "Big
Bottom"
Big Bottom
by Spinal Tap.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gir's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My girl's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gir's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?
--
Reason - Vision - Empathy
Tools for a healthy mind
Bill Roh
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RE: virus: sites to annoy the wife, husband, partner, children, whoever is annoyable
« Reply #1 on: 2003-06-26 11:10:43 » |
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re: rathergood
My favorite is the flying kittens viking video (to Immigrant Song by Led
Zeppelin). What's freaky is just how aggressive the lyrics are and how
you don't necessarily realize it till you see cute widdle kittens
weilding axes in threatening choruses.
"We are your overlords!!"
-MA
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