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virus: A Man Thing.
« on: 2003-03-06 11:32:32 » |
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[Mermaid]I have always suspected that men are less capable than women when
it comes to 'details'. Obviously none of you actually got the context of
Michelle's post.
Here is a reminder.
[Michelle]I am perhaps basing my irritation more on the level of the
responses you've been getting, Sebby, than on your original query, so I
apologize if that's the case. Your original query was quite meaningful, with
the exception of the attachment of the photo for all to objectify and debase
with Am-I-Hot critique. Is this just a "man thing"
[Mermaid]Lets see.
[DrSebby]...well, the doctor chick ive been dating with very little intimacy
for 5 1/2 months might be out the door. i unexpectedly came to know this new
gal who seems to be minus all the emotional issues that the doctor girl
had... im currently tied to both of them!  i hate to give up on the doctor
chick but she's such a dead end it sometimes seems. anyways, here's the new
one - we're already around the bases and far more emotionally bonded than 5+
months with the doctor chick ever acheived. what should i do? photo of new
girl enclosed...give opinions please.
The Responses.
[Walter Watts1]bye, bye doctor chick..........
[Mermaid comments]This is an opinion. Quite useful. Not big on explanation,
but its an opinion nevertheless.
[Jake1] . . . took the words right out of my mouth . . . You go!, Sebby!
[Mermaid comments]ditto as with WW1 comment.
[Jake2] I might add that you should try to kiss off as nicely as possible
with the doctor chick, 'cause she probably has some friends who may need
some "Sebby attention" at some future date ;-), but you were probably
already considering that.
[Mermaid comments]This is what some may consider 'naughty' and 'funny'.
Whatever.
[rhino1]Open for reviews? What the... Ah, you meant the picture.
[Mermaid comments]Here the rhino scratches his horn with a gnarly finger. He
is(quite obviously)confused.
[Jonathan Davis1]More views damnit Sebby! That beauty's modelling card is no
good, we want the bedroom shots!
P.S. I though the doctor was very cute....that smile..think about that smile
[Mermaid comments]The piercing call to the male herd. The male mind stirs
and wakes up. It is completely confused, but knows that something
interesting may be around the corner. It drools a bit.
[Jake3] I think the best smiles are the ones that come after several orgasms
and a romp in the hay. So if that has anything to do with it, I think Sebby
will like the smile of this new girl better.
[Mermaid comments]The call is answered! There is a little pool forming. We
have touched base with the testes! Everyone is connected and can now
communicate on the same level.
[BillRoh1]Listen to Jonathan man! How are we supposed to be fair judges if
there are no action shots?
[Mermaid comments]There is no stopping it now! Contact is made with all
heads over mountains, plains and deserts..from different time zones and
across blue and green oceans!! It has happened once again...the glory of the
collective male mind can never be tarnished. It is UNSTOPPABLE!!
[Mermaid]Oops! And then it happened! Michelle spoke! It seems that is
stoppable, after all. It has come to a screeching standstill and the various
justifications, bitching and whining has begun. Yea! Women!
[Mermaid]Anyways..boys, dont hold back...carry on. It IS a male thing, but
there is precious little that can be done to rectify said condition. Gender
differences do not begin and end with genitilia. But thats another book.
Lets have more play in the sandbox. Calm the fuck down.
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RE: virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #1 on: 2003-03-06 12:14:01 » |
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[Jonathan Davis1]More views damnit Sebby! That beauty's modelling card is no
good, we want the bedroom shots!
P.S. I though the doctor was very cute....that smile..think about that smile
[Mermaid comments]The piercing call to the male herd. The male mind stirs
and wakes up. It is completely confused, but knows that something
interesting may be around the corner. It drools a bit.
[Jonathan Davis2] This was a mixture of gentle humour and some oblique
praise for Sebby. Call it a show of respect combined with a laugh. Is a
sense of humour a male thing too?
Your reaction reminds me of Fred Reeds comments on the Harvard Snow Phallus
incident - "A great squealing arose, as if a Victorian spinster had found a
man under her bed".
You are reinforcing the stereotype of the offended feminist bigot spouting
sexist bile in response to putative male wrongdoing. Of course I know you
neither a sexist nor a feminist bigot, but your comments are borderline.
I suggest you post some action shots of yourself and join the party. I am
told your lower dorsal area is particularly shapely :-)
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Re:virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #2 on: 2003-03-06 12:43:12 » |
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There were a few things missing in Mermaid's and Michelle's posts.
Mermaid, while picking un us men, you neglected my first post:
Bill:
Quote:I guarantee a situation that includes sex AND affection is better, in
almost all cases, then one that does not. |
Certainly you can agree a little bit that this statement is true.
Mermaid comments
Quote: The piercing call to the male herd. The male mind stirs
and wakes up. It is completely confused, but knows that something
interesting may be around the corner. It drools a bit. |
Leave it to you to take natural, male response and turn it into something dirty. Unless of course you like drool, then I retract my comments and will start droolling for you on que - after you send the action pics. 
all in jest
Bill
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Re: virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #3 on: 2003-03-06 12:44:41 » |
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LOL! Mermaid, that was hilarious.
And I agree when you say
> [Mermaid]Anyways..boys, dont hold back...carry on.
I just like to poke at it when people aren't applying filters to their
animal instincts. There's nothing wrong with being animals, as long as we
don't pretend otherwise, right? I mean, if we all admitted our irrational
behaviors we wouldn't get so upset trying to figure out how to defend them!
Thanks for the belly chuckle!
-Michelle
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Re:virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #4 on: 2003-03-06 13:06:28 » |
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[Bill Roh]I guarantee a situation that includes sex AND affection is better,
in almost all cases, then one that does not.
[Mermaid]I was following the progression of the thread from the forum
archives. I remember that comment. I think it turned up in another thread.
[Bill Roh]Certainly you can agree a little bit that this statement is true.
[Mermaid]Well..just plain sex with no strings attached can be rocking fine
too, but I do generally agree with your statement.
[Bill Roh]Leave it to you to take natural, male response and turn it into
something dirty.
[Mermaid]On the contrary, I DID say that it is natural and that it IS a male
thing!! Dont you remember? Whatever made you think that I was 'picking' on
men! I completely accept and regard men as how they have been
manufactured...naturally.
[Bill Roh]Unless of course you like drool, then I retract my comments and
will start droolling for you on que - after you send the action pics.
[Mermaid]I like drool selectively.
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RE: virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #5 on: 2003-03-06 13:14:42 » |
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[Jonathan Davis] This was a mixture of gentle humour and some oblique
praise for Sebby. Call it a show of respect combined with a laugh. Is a
sense of humour a male thing too?
[Mermaid]Which part was supposed to funny? Which part was praising DrSebby?
Which part showed respect? I dont know if sense of humour is a male thing,
but the ability to generate snickers seems to be a male thing. Consistently.
[Jonathan Davis]Your reaction reminds me of Fred Reeds comments on the
Harvard Snow Phallus incident - "A great squealing arose, as if a Victorian
spinster had found a man under her bed".
[Jonathan Davis]You are reinforcing the stereotype of the offended feminist
bigot spouting sexist bile in response to putative male wrongdoing. Of
course I know you neither a sexist nor a feminist bigot, but your comments
are borderline.
[Mermaid]Which part? Why?
[Mermaid]I could be sexist AND/OR a feminist bigot. Do not assume.
[Jonathan Davis]I suggest you post some action shots of yourself and join
the party.
[Mermaid]Why? What do I gain?
[Jonathan Davis]I am told your lower dorsal area is particularly shapely :-)
[Mermaid]I will not contradict you here. Yes, this is true. It is quite
glorious and shapely.
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Re: virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #6 on: 2003-03-06 13:16:56 » |
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[Michelle]There's nothing wrong with being animals, as long as we
don't pretend otherwise, right? I mean, if we all admitted our irrational
behaviors we wouldn't get so upset trying to figure out how to defend them!
[Mermaid]Right on, my sister!
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Re: virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #7 on: 2003-03-06 13:55:39 » |
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In a message dated 3/6/2003 12:28:53 PM Central Standard Time,
britannica@hotmail.com writes:
[Jonathan Davis]I suggest you post some action shots of yourself and join
the party.
[Mermaid]Why? What do I gain?
[Jonathan Davis]I am told your lower dorsal area is particularly shapely :-)
[Mermaid]I will not contradict you here. Yes, this is true. It is quite
glorious and shapely.
:::Jake warns Mermaid of the dangers inherent in exposing one's hindquarters
to Republicans:::
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RE: virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #8 on: 2003-03-06 18:44:41 » |
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Whys and witches. Sid the Sexist signs off, his point made beautifully.
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[Jonathan Davis] This was a mixture of gentle humour and some oblique praise
for Sebby. Call it a show of respect combined with a laugh. Is a sense of
humour a male thing too?
[Mermaid]Which part was supposed to funny? Which part was praising DrSebby?
Which part showed respect? I dont know if sense of humour is a male thing,
but the ability to generate snickers seems to be a male thing. Consistently.
[Jonathan Davis]Your reaction reminds me of Fred Reeds comments on the
Harvard Snow Phallus incident - "A great squealing arose, as if a Victorian
spinster had found a man under her bed".
[Jonathan Davis]You are reinforcing the stereotype of the offended feminist
bigot spouting sexist bile in response to putative male wrongdoing. Of
course I know you neither a sexist nor a feminist bigot, but your comments
are borderline.
[Mermaid]Which part? Why?
[Mermaid]I could be sexist AND/OR a feminist bigot. Do not assume.
[Jonathan Davis]I suggest you post some action shots of yourself and join
the party.
[Mermaid]Why? What do I gain?
[Jonathan Davis]I am told your lower dorsal area is particularly shapely :-)
[Mermaid]I will not contradict you here. Yes, this is true. It is quite
glorious and shapely.
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Re: virus: A Man Thing.
« Reply #9 on: 2003-03-06 21:34:22 » |
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...that was a truly enjoyable post Mermaid:) funny due to the truth in it i
suppose.
DrSebby.
"Courage...and shuffle the cards".
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Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2003 08:32:32 -0800
[Mermaid]I have always suspected that men are less capable than women when
it comes to 'details'. Obviously none of you actually got the context of
Michelle's post.
Here is a reminder.
[Michelle]I am perhaps basing my irritation more on the level of the
responses you've been getting, Sebby, than on your original query, so I
apologize if that's the case. Your original query was quite meaningful, with
the exception of the attachment of the photo for all to objectify and debase
with Am-I-Hot critique. Is this just a "man thing"
[Mermaid]Lets see.
[DrSebby]...well, the doctor chick ive been dating with very little intimacy
for 5 1/2 months might be out the door. i unexpectedly came to know this new
gal who seems to be minus all the emotional issues that the doctor girl
had... im currently tied to both of them! i hate to give up on the doctor
chick but she's such a dead end it sometimes seems. anyways, here's the new
one - we're already around the bases and far more emotionally bonded than 5+
months with the doctor chick ever acheived. what should i do? photo of new
girl enclosed...give opinions please.
The Responses.
[Walter Watts1]bye, bye doctor chick..........
[Mermaid comments]This is an opinion. Quite useful. Not big on explanation,
but its an opinion nevertheless.
[Jake1] . . . took the words right out of my mouth . . . You go!, Sebby!
[Mermaid comments]ditto as with WW1 comment.
[Jake2] I might add that you should try to kiss off as nicely as possible
with the doctor chick, 'cause she probably has some friends who may need
some "Sebby attention" at some future date ;-), but you were probably
already considering that.
[Mermaid comments]This is what some may consider 'naughty' and 'funny'.
Whatever.
[rhino1]Open for reviews? What the... Ah, you meant the picture.
[Mermaid comments]Here the rhino scratches his horn with a gnarly finger. He
is(quite obviously)confused.
[Jonathan Davis1]More views damnit Sebby! That beauty's modelling card is no
good, we want the bedroom shots!
P.S. I though the doctor was very cute....that smile..think about that smile
[Mermaid comments]The piercing call to the male herd. The male mind stirs
and wakes up. It is completely confused, but knows that something
interesting may be around the corner. It drools a bit.
[Jake3] I think the best smiles are the ones that come after several orgasms
and a romp in the hay. So if that has anything to do with it, I think Sebby
will like the smile of this new girl better.
[Mermaid comments]The call is answered! There is a little pool forming. We
have touched base with the testes! Everyone is connected and can now
communicate on the same level.
[BillRoh1]Listen to Jonathan man! How are we supposed to be fair judges if
there are no action shots?
[Mermaid comments]There is no stopping it now! Contact is made with all
heads over mountains, plains and deserts..from different time zones and
across blue and green oceans!! It has happened once again...the glory of the
collective male mind can never be tarnished. It is UNSTOPPABLE!!
[Mermaid]Oops! And then it happened! Michelle spoke! It seems that is
stoppable, after all. It has come to a screeching standstill and the various
justifications, bitching and whining has begun. Yea! Women!
[Mermaid]Anyways..boys, dont hold back...carry on. It IS a male thing, but
there is precious little that can be done to rectify said condition. Gender
differences do not begin and end with genitilia. But thats another book.
Lets have more play in the sandbox. Calm the fuck down.
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