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Re:This Is Funny Only if You Know Unix
« Reply #1 on: 2008-06-02 15:28:19 » |
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Quote:| [Walter Watts]This Is Funny Only if You Know Unix |
the UNIX guys responded with this when I linked them to yours ...... groan
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The following Unix puns were distributed on the Usenet, without an attributed author. They work with the C shell.
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist [Fritz]I trust the CoVian universe is running on UNIX and then this would be in harmony 
% "How would you rate Dan Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
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