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David Lucifer
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Christianity in 110 Words
« on: 2009-11-27 16:25:04 » |
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source: Atheist Camel
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The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed, commits suicide by cop, although he didn't really die, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you, but instead to make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. -- Anon.
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Re:Christianity in 110 Words
« Reply #1 on: 2009-11-27 16:43:59 » |
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Well Lucifer thx, but I think I have been banished from reading out loud, in a room of people from my computer while on the CoV.
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Where there is the necessary technical skill to move mountains, there is no need for the faith that moves mountains -anon-
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Re:Christianity in 110 Words
« Reply #2 on: 2009-11-27 19:35:26 » |
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Save 98 words:
Sweet Jesus Cookie Monster
Churches* say "Jesus loves you", but they just want all your cookies.
*Just like crutches are for people with broken legs, churches are for people with broken minds - Hypatia 2008
PS Transubstantiation is supposed to be literal not symbolic. "Bite me" is supposedly literally true for the worshippers of Roman torture equipment.
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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg, 1999
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