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Those wannabe hunters from the South
« on: 2009-11-23 00:09:41 » |
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)**
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today;
2. There is no limit;
3. They taste just like chicken;
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus;
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
** Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
Source: Random email, which contained the basic hunting image, plus photo of our troll, Joe Dees/Salamatis found at a site where he had pissed off somebody else - http://rougeknights.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html, plus a little gimp work.
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