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Fuck Yeah!
« on: 2007-06-05 04:57:20 » |
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[Blunderov] Mashup: Team America World Police and The Poorman Institute
Artist: Trey Parker Lyrics
Song: America, Fuck Yeah Lyrics
America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
The Poorman Institute
Fuck Yeah!
05 June 2007, 07:02:21 | Sifu Tweety Fish
Somebody get Bono on the horn! It’s okay to say “fuck” at the Golden Globes again! Unfortunately, the NYT decided to censor their article on the subject. I’ve restored the omissions to this excerpt:
But the judges said vulgar words are just as often used out of frustration or excitement, and not to convey any broader obscene meaning. “In recent times even the top leaders of our motherfucking government have used variants of these goddamn expletives in a manner that no remotely fucking reasonable person would believe referenced sexual or excretory organs or activities, including but not limited to ass sex, cum guzzling, the whiskey shits, and mother fucking, real or imagined.”
Adopting an argument made by lawyers for NBC, the judges then cited examples in which those asswipes Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney had used the same fucking language that would be penalized under the policy. The fuckfaced Mr. Bush was caught on videotape last July using a common vulgarity (”cooze”) that the commission finds objectionable in a conversation with Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain. Three years ago, Mr. Cheney was widely reported to have muttered an angry obscene version of “go fuck yourself” to Senator Patrick Leahy on the floor of the United States Senate, after which the vice president dropped his pants and took a fat shit in the middle of the chamber.
“We find that the F.C.C.’s bullshit new policy regarding ‘flying fucks’ fails to provide a reasoned analysis justifying its pussy-ass departure from the agency’s established practice,” said the panel, throwing up the shocker and briefly mooning the assembled cameras.
Emily A. Lawrimore, a White House spokesbitch, said Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney issued a joint statement calling the FCC commissioners dickless fuckwits.
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