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Magick: Computer Vaettir
« on: 2003-09-03 16:17:37 »
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Popular Science
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/computers/article/0,12543,464015,00.html


Advice for the cybersavvy coven, as published in the spring 2003 edition of New Witch magazine.


  • Because the physical hard drive is a conduit for a unique type of energy, it is possible for nature spirits (called vaettir) to take up residence within it.

  • Do not curse, yell, smack or otherwise vent your anger on your computer. Most vaettir are extremely sensitive to emotions.

  • Emotions are energy, and mixing incompatible energy fields can have bad results: culminating in the dreaded "blue screen of death."

  • Do what you can to make the computer feel welcome in your home. This includes talking to it, naming it and even offering words of encouragement.

  • [Cleanse your computer] by sound. Either clap your hands around the computer or use a rattle. A handful of coins in an old coffee can works just as well—the object is to break up stagnant energy.

  • Put unusual and pretty things by your computer for the vaettir's enjoyment. Pretty stones, crystals, feathers, intriguing pictures help create a positive environment.

  • TURN THE COMPUTER OFF COMPLETELY WHEN YOU ARE WORKING MAGIC. I cannot emphasize this enough. I've had friends who have had their computers completely crash due to simple energy overload when they inadvertently left them on while doing spellwork.


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