In a message dated 9/13/2002 12:49:31 PM Central Daylight Time,
joedees@bellsouth.net writes:
As far as being fundamentally disturbed, I think you should consult a
mirror; as far as tidying up, I would urge you to take a cleansing shower
to wash the slime, shit and spittle off your face, but I have too much
sympathy for the shower water to wish it to be subjected to being
blended with such filth.
[Jake] Water, being the polar solvent that it is, loves the polar filth.
With a little soap to help, it can also wash away a lot of the non-polar
filth. Water loves everyone that way!! It needs no sympathy and loves you
anyway, . . . yea, even though you may rid the world of thousands of loving
productive human beings, water still loves you. Water even loves General
Ripper, as he so gleefully discovered in Dr. Strangelove.
Love,
-Jake
P.S. This being Friday the 13th, I found myself gazing at an online AOHell
poll about superstitions. I don't remember all of the possible answers, but
if you said you weren't superstitious, they had another question asking why?
And this was the funniest answer IMO "--My religion doesn't allow me to
believe in superstitions." at the time I had noted it, it had 14736 responses.
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