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>They tried to assassinate Bush, Sr. in Saudi Arabia more recently.
The following are all quotes from the late genius Bill Hicks.
"I'll show you politics in America: 'I think the puppet on the right
shares my beliefs' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking'
hey, wait a minute there's one guy holding up both puppets 'Shut up!' go
back to bed America, your government is in control. Here's Love
Connection, watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking
beer you fucking morons."
"Everyone got boners off the technology, and it was pretty incredible
watching missiles fly down air vents... But couldn't we feasibly use the
same technology to shoot food at hungry people?"
"Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic
drugs I see through you."
"I hope you all know this.. all governments are lying cock-suckers."
"I read a quote in the paper 2 days after the election from Saddam
Hussein... he said 'We have nothing against America, we just want to see
George Bush beheaded and his head kicked around like a soccer ball"
"I'm glad ['shrooms] are against the law, 'cause you know what happened
when I took them? I laid in a field of green grass for 4 hours going 'My
god. I love everything!'.... now if that isn't a hazard to this country"
"Isn't it interesting that the 2 drugs that are legal, alcohol and
cigarettes, that do absolutely nothing for you whatsoever, and the drugs
that grow naturally upon this planet, drugs that open your eyes up to
make you realize that you're being fucked every day of your life.. those
drugs are against the law"
"Your beliefs are just that, they're just how you were taught and
raised, that doesn't make them real"
"I hate patriotism, can't fucking stand it, makes me sick.. Its a round
world last time I checked"
"Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in"
"We should have embarrassed the Iraqi's. We should have assassinated
Bush and said 'that's how you do it towel head'"
"I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, you go into this
smoky room with the 12 industrialists, capitalists scum fucks who got
you in there, and this little screen comes down and a big guy with a
cigar says 'Roll the film' And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination
from a different angle you've never seen before. And the screen and the
lights go up and they say 'got any questions?'"
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