This has to be the most misogynist thing I have ever read.
The Cynic's Manual of Love
Don't assume a woman will initiate contact with you just because
she finds you interesting. Society is the book of women and
society thinks women who initiate contacts with men are of ill-
repute ("sluts"). Society is more important to a woman than an
interesting man. Knowing this about women brings respect.
Treat a woman's feelings and thoughts as so trivial as to be non-
existent. Women experience this as "being treated like a woman".
You must be the one to initiate contact with her precisely because
her feelings and thoughts are trivial. If she is dating another man
tell her that he is useless and is no match for yourself. Tell her
that she must have had a lapse of judgment.
Be subtle. Tell a woman she looks great with your words but tell
her that you want to totally consume her mind and body with your
eyes. Women think this is subtle. Any kind of a lie is subtle to
women.
Act like you have no pride in yourself. Work out, dress well, and
be popular. These are signs to a woman that you are without
morals and that you want a woman and are a serious contender.
Don't think of anything except sex in the first place and don't be
too choosy. You need to go through quantity to find quality. You
have nothing to lose except your pride and pride is only for losers.
Importantly if you show that you have high standards this will
alienate women, because they know deep down that they are no
different from all other women. If you have loved many women
then any individual woman will feel as though you love her
personally.
Behave like you find all women attractive and that all women find
you attractive. Because a woman doesn't think for herself
(remember that society is the book of women) she will only find
you of value if she thinks other women find you to be of value.
Act like you know what you are doing and use the time honoured
ways of humiliation and diminution. Tell a woman that her dress
is plain but her hair looks wonderful. Tell her that you're going to
have to teach her how to dress and kiss properly.
When in doubt - make the move. Ask her out, kiss her, touch her,
gently pull her hand and guide her into your bedroom. Women are
waiting for you to give them a life. If you find yourself wondering
if you should, chances are very good that she is wondering why
you don't. This is a test of self-confidence that almost all women
demand of men before they will take them seriously. If you think
women have a mind of their own then women will think you are a
fool.
Realize that rejection isn't that big a deal. If a woman rejects you
it means no more than the wind wasn't blowing in the right
direction at that particular time. As all women are alike there are
plenty more fish in the ocean.
If you fear rejection you will make women feel as though they are
actually making choices, and they will despise you for that. No
woman wants to be made to feel that she could possibly make
choices that have consequences.
Treat women like numbers. Proposition three women and you will
get one acceptance. Women feel honoured if you treat them in this
easy-going manner.
As far as women are concerned words are for romance and
deception. So NEVER, NEVER, ask a girl to kiss her, etc. Listen
carefully to a woman, but never believe anything she says. Rather,
interpret what she says according to what you know of her.
Women are physical rather than intellectual creatures, so rather
than telling a woman you love her you should move your hand
directly to her crotch.
Agree thoroughly with the goals of feminism - especially the
central ones - whatever they happen to be at the time. In fact you
should agree with what any woman has ever said on any subject.
But whatever you do you should never change the way you
actually treat women or you will be in danger of becoming a saint
- and a saint is a joke as far as a woman is concerned. By all
means tell a woman she is extremely intelligent and courageous,
but be sure to treat her like she is no different to any other woman
- with no will of her own and whose thoughts and feelings are
totally inconsequential.
Never expect women to actively do anything at all, no matter how
much they claim to want self-determination. Always remember:
"Wait for a woman to come to you and you can always be sure of
receiving an invitation to her wedding."
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