Father Patrick is sitting in the confessional and realizes he has to
go to the bathroom. Not really expecting anyone to come and give
confession as it is rather early in the morning, he tells one of the
altar boys to sit in for him.
He points out the list of sins on the wall and what the punishment
is for each .. i.e. how many Hail Marys or Our Fathers .. and goes
to the bathroom ..
A man comes in and confesses to oral sex but the altar boy can't
find it on the list .. so he peeks his head out the door and asks one
of the other altar boys what Father Patrick gives for oral sex ..
The other altar boy says .. "hmmm.. usually a coke and a candy
bar"
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