On 7 Aug 2002 at 4:01, Hermit wrote:
>
> [Joe Dees] Nawp; Saddam has furnished the world with more than enough,
> over a period of years.
>
> [Hermit] Hmmm. Excuse me if I find this duby-ious Why don't we reverse
> the speeches and see how it sounds: [hr] Source: Baghdad Authors:
> Saddam Hussein Dated: 2002-08-07
>
> My fellow Iraqis, it's time for a "regime change" in the United
> States. President George W. Bush must go!
>
> Bush is a danger to Americans, and to the whole globe. America has
> become a "rogue state" that threatens world peace and stability. Oh my
> brothers, America is the nexus of evil!
>
> I have just ordered our intelligence services to help Americans
> overthrow Bush and his evil clique. We are giving military training
> and money to the Hells Angles motorcycle gang, the Mexicans of
> California, and the Apache Indians of Arizona. I've ordered our
> fearless agents to kidnap Bush and bring him to Baghdad. If he
> resists, they are authorized to shoot - in ''self-defense.''
>
> Defectors from America report the US is the grandfather of weapons of
> mass destruction: over 8,000 nuclear weapons, 31,200 tons of chemical
> weapons, and enough biological warfare agents such as anthrax,
> botulism, plague, Q-fever, and rap music to wipe out the globe twice.
> The US is the only nation that has actually used atomic weapons, and
> it is thinking about using them again.
>
> Israel, which keeps threatening nuclear attacks on us and our Iranian
> brothers, developed its secret nuclear and biological warfare programs
> with covert American aid. So did Britain, France, and India. America
> is a major proliferator of nuclear technology. Back in the 1980's.
> when we were still America's ally, the US supplied us with the very
> chemical weapons and germ warfare stocks it howls about today.
>
> Speaking of biological warfare, we all know how in 1991 the US
> destroyed our dams, reservoirs, water pumping stations, filtration
> plants, and sewage systems in the Mother of All Battles. After the
> war, the US refused to allow us to import materials to repair our
> destroyed sanitary systems, even banning chlorine to purify water. The
> ensuing epidemics have killed over a million of our children.
>
> 'The US refuses to allow inspection of its nuclear, chemical, or
> biological warfare arsenals, or to destroy the nuclear warheads it now
> posses. Without inspection and destruction of America's weapons of
> mass destruction, the world cannot be safe. Who knows, the US might
> strike at any nation that displeases it.
>
> Just last week, US Secretary of State Colin Powell warned Washington
> "reserves the right" to overthrow all regimes it considers a danger.
> The US is developing new, "mini-nukes" called "Arab busters" for use
> against Third World nations. Who is next?'
>
> As for terrorism. We suspect the United States had links to Osama bin
> Laden and his terrorists. After all, didn't the US finance most of the
> militant Islamic groups? The US has sponsored terrorist groups here in
> Iraq, in Iran, Libya, Cuba, El Salvador, Congo, Nicaragua, Angola,
> Sudan, and Indonesia. The US tried to assassinate Egypt's president,
> Gamal Abdel Nasser, Iran's Islamic leadership, that crazy Khadaffi in
> Libya, Gen, Adid in Somalia, and, last, but not least, my humble self.
> Our prisons are full of American-sponsored terrorists who sought to
> overthrow our glorious revolutionary regime and murder its heroic
> leaders.
>
> Now, a crazy cabal of petro-imperialists, Israeli agents of influence,
> fanatical Christian fundamentalists, Pentagon warmongers, and Bush's
> poodle, Tony Blair, are plotting to invade beautiful Iraq. Then they
> plan to take their anti-Muslim crusade to Iran, Syria, Yemen, Libya
> and Lebanon - and any other nations that refuse to kiss America's
> feet. Bush's Texas imperialists are determined to turn the US into a
> second British Empire.
>
> The people in the Pentagon pulling Bush's strings know our beloved
> Iraq has the Mideast's second largest oil reserves after Saudi Arabia
> - perhaps the biggest, only Allah knows. Oil will soon be in very
> short supply worldwide. Even Junior George Bush of Texas baseball can
> understand this. America lusts for our oil.
>
> I'm also deeply concerned about the welfare of America's suffering
> people. Their stock markets, accountant firms, brokerage houses and
> investment banks were run by super-crooks who make Ali Baba's Forty
> Thieves look like simple melon merchants. Bush's golfing buddies at
> Enron and Worldcom defrauded America's workers of their life savings,
> stole their pensions, and may yet cause a world financial crisis. In
> Iraq, such criminals would be shot and their families billed for the
> bullets.
>
> Now, after wrecking America's economy, the war party in Washington is
> whipping up hysteria by fabricating tales claiming we intend to attack
> America with all sorts of nefarious weapons. This is the Mother of All
> Lies. Every square centimeter of Iraq was inspected for seven years by
> an army of UN "experts," many of whom turned out to be US and Israeli
> spies. All - well, most, anyway - of our chemicals and germs supplied
> by the US and Britain are either destroyed or have become inert.
>
> President Bush is up to his ears in business scandals. November
> elections are approaching. The White House needs to war to divert
> public opinion.
>
> My heroic, democratic, and peace-loving Iraqi brothers, it's time for
> a regime change in Washington. Perhaps I'll put that amiable Mr Bill
> Clinton back into the White House.
>
Are you sure you're you're not a paid Iraqi agent? That one-sided drivel
moght have some resonance with those already seated in the Allahfest
Destiny Ummah choir.
>
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