Tim, thank you for an excellent piece. I'll enjoy grokking it.
Corey
coreycook12@email.msn.com
>A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when
>the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
>are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
>whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained
>or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.
>
>In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
>slowest brain cells through which the electric signals pass. Recent
>epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of
>alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
>cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the
>weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient
>machine.
>
>The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link
>between all-weekend parties and job-related performance. It also
>explains why, a few short years after leaving college, most
>professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates.
>Only those that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcohol
>consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved
>during their college years.
>
>So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological
>edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Drink
>those pints! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and
>you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have.
>
>Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be!