Re: virus: sex

Wade T.Smith (wade_smith@harvard.edu)
Thu, 18 Jun 98 07:24:08 -0400


> My sentiments exactly. All I want is to find a girl who can make my
> brain as hard as a rock.

Hmmm. That would be Ossifier Girl, a former employee of Marvel. I hear
she's well-ensconced these days as a proselytizer for several religious
organizations, because of her speciallzed ability to ossify the critical
inquiry areas of the brain, while at the same time softening the gullible
regions.

The Mormons, I hear, pay her lots of filthy lucre.... But then, they have
TV ads too....

The right girl makes your brain rock. Verbs, not similes involved.

And I'm sure glad I got a post in about this thread without mentioning
invisible phalluses....

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