Pastor Talon
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"Greetings.
We are not this planet.
We do not understand
Your strange customs
Your planet's ecosystem
Is failing.
Your leaders deny this.
Explain.
Why
Do your leaders lie to you?
Why
Do so many of you
Believe these lies?
Explain
Your strange customs
Why
Believe these lies?
Save the planet.
Kill yourself.
Save the planet!
Kill yourself."
-the Being
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> From: Dilde the FC <dilde@hempseed.com>
> To: virus@lucifer.com
> Subject: Re: virus: Jokes...
> Date: Tuesday, February 03, 1998 11:23 PM
>
> > sounds great. you may also want to do something like the Universal Life
> > Church does with it's membership certifigate online, proclaiming
someone a
> > (whatever a member of Church of Virus is called).
>
> (BTW, I've been a ULC minister for 3 years, and already have my Doctor
> in Metaphysics (yes yes, i fell for it, but it sounds sooooo cool to
say)).
> I think that the ULC's certificate creator has some bugs, but I think
some
> shell scripting with some ofthe more advanced unix graphics tools could
> make a nice certificate. Any ideas?
>
> Dilde the FC
>