I wander about these people who 's job it is to memetically
engineer our culture so that 120 000 britains per year dying isnt enough
to deter the new smokers to replace them. Do they ever calculate how
much they earn per life lost? If the killing was more direct would they
still take the job?
"Ok the job involves sitting at a people conveyor belt and
shooting each one in the head, its 25 pence for every person you kill,
do you have any questions?"
...Yes is smoking allowed on the production line?
[pause to light up]
I reckon there has to be regulation against advertising. Left to
it's own ends its just a matter of time before niche markets will
develope for every subculture.
Sutcliff Claw hammers, for those extra thick skulls
Have you heard what Ted Bundy has to say about our strangu-quick rope.
Did you know the pH of our carbon monoxide is balanced?
Then as in all things once the market dynamics were
evaluated it would only be a matter of time before the advertisers would
be creating new markets.
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Hey, why not kill yourself in DFS? our special all in one
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Have some people been irritating you lately? would you like to
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Some people say it would be good for the economy and the markets
would self regulate. Well then you have to remove all restrictions.
"Are you dying of Lung Cancer? Only got months to go? Do you
want to do something to benefit humanity, so that you can go to heaven
when you die? Why not murder a spokesman for tabacco inc. Our special
financial deal which includes an alibi and expert legal defense,
guarantees to keep you out of prison for at least a year. You murder
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This advert was placed by the cancer prevention trust, if you
would like to contribute please do. Offer subject to availability of
pro-smoking ad. P.R. consultants.
Tony Hindle.