Here is a clean joke that you can tell at the holiday dinner table.
Have you ever noticed how when geese migrate they fly in a V formation?
And have you looked up on occasion to see that sometimes the V is longer
on one side than the other? Why do you think that is?
(Now wait for people to ask, "I don't know, why?")
Because there are more geese on that side.
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