virus: RE : A most unscientific poll

Hakeeb A. Nandalal (nanco@trinidad.net)
Mon, 04 Nov 1996 14:21:18 +0000

Recently I quoted an MIT study which claimed that there was a correlation between the order of birth and
rebellious nature. I have a theory of my own I want to throw out (and I'm sure when you read it, you'll
want to throw it out as well). So here goes :-

Is there a correlation between height and atheism? I'm 185cm (6'-1") and I believe that Arnold
Schwarenegger is about 193cm (6'-4") and we're both atheists (never mind he's a kiss-ass Republican). I'm
only guessing but I'd like to believe that Michael Crichton is an atheist and he's 7'+. John Larroquette
and Paula Poundstone are also tall atheists.

So, how many tall atheists (>183cm [>6']) are there on the Virus List? Short atheists need not respond,
it'll only fuck up my theory.

For the more serious-minded Virions who are pissed off by this poll, keep in mind that there is such a
thing as the "tight-ass" meme.

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p.s. Thanks to all the people who took time out to explain
that "coporophagic" = "eat shit". I always knew that
Virions were good for something.

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