Does humor have a place in pancreational rationalism
(or whatever it is)?
Found on a Pagan website:
http://www.watson.org/~cathrine/pagan/humor/jokes.html
BUMPER STICKERS
My Other Car is a Broom
Life's a Witch and Then You Fly
Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organization
God, Please Save Me From Your Followers!
WASP- We Are Sexy Pagans
Starclad Dancing to the Drums, Something Wiccan This Way Comes!
Witches Do It in the Moonlight
Practice Safe Hex
We're Gardnerians- Off With Your Clothes!
Ankh if You Love Isis!
[He is YOUR god,
They are YOUR rules,
YOU burn in Hell!]
Born Again Pagan
I'm Not Pagan- But My Goddess Is!
NOBODY KNOWS I'M PAGAN
Lightbulb Jokes
How many ceremonial magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
--One. He stands still with the bulb, and the universe reveloves around him.
How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
--Can't say. It's oathbound.
How many Druids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--None. They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in stone circles.
How many Thelemites does it take to change a lightbulb?
--None. Crowley never wrote a book on it.
How many Dianic women does it take to change a lightbulb?
--That's W-I-M-M-I-N, and it's still not funny!
How many Odinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
--One to hold the lightbulb and twenty-three to drink until the room starts spinning. (Courtesy
Ted Smith)
How many toads does it take to change a lightbulb?
--One, if you can remember which one used to be the electrician.
and finally...
How many Witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
--Depends on what you want to change it into.
-- David Leeper dleeper@gte.net Homo Deus http://home1.gte.net/dleeper/index.htm 1 + 1 != 2 http://home1.gte.net/dleeper/CMath.html