CHURCH OF THE ONE TRUE GOD
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Brothers, we don't promise you eternal life here on earth but in the greatly
superior accommodation afforded by heaven. All you have to do is
worship the correct deity and observe his rules. Get it wrong and
you will face eternal damnation, so choose carefully. Every detail
must be right - the One True God really cares about your opinion of
transubstantiation, Manichaeanism and other heresies. Seek your salvation
in paradise - 2 billion believers can't be wrong!
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Sean Morgan (sean@aurex.com) | All progress is based upon a universal
| innate desire on the part of every organism
http://www.lucifer.com/~sean/ | to live beyond its income. -- Samuel Butler