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RE: virus: Pat Robertson Offends Wiccans, Turned Into Frog
« on: 2005-12-14 03:23:35 » |
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[Blunderov] It's true, I swear. The camera never lies. <X>
http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/patfrog.html
"In a surprising development, the well-known Televangelist Pat Robertson has
apparently been transmogrified into a large garden amphibian...
...As Robertson appeared to believe in the stereotype witch, the group
decided to cast a stereotype-witch spell on him. To wit, they transmogrified
him into a large frog during the middle of his live broadcast. Robertson was
busily talking about the evils of low-fat yoghurt drinks, when he suddenly
went rigid, vanished in a cloud of smoke, and reappeared as a green, slimy,
pond-creature. His hair shrivelled up; his eyes inflated; his skin went from
pale, slimy pink to pale, slimy green; and he appeared to start speaking in
tongues - "Ribbit. Ribbit? Boilk! Ribbit! Croooaaak?". Pausing briefly to
snap a large bluebottle from the air with his elasticated sticky tongue, he
continued, "Ribbit! Croak Brarp Ribbit!" Half of the audience ran screaming
from the auditorium, but the other half seemed to not notice the alteration
(later, it was claimed that they were too full of the Holy Spirit to notice
the bizarre goings on)."
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