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RE: virus: The Secret Presidential IMs
« Reply #1 on: 2005-11-22 12:24:47 » |
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[Blunderov]Ctd.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/danielle-crittenden/the-secret-presidential-i_
b_11060.html
Title: Danielle Crittenden: The Secret Presidential IMs: Pardons for Turkeys
and Others
Grandfromage: allo?
Grandfromage: georges?
Kickass43: wee wee frenchie
Kickass43: how goes it wit u
Grandfromage: ah
Grandfromage: you are bak from ze china.?
Kickass43: wee
Kickass43: ttlly fateegay
Kickass43: as u dudes say
Kickass43: wuz jus checkin out my fantasy football team
Kickass43: aint doin so hot
Grandfromage: my apologies to hear eet
Grandfromage: whatever ees dis fantasy team
Grandfromage: but I have more urgent matters to dizcuss
Kickass43: lay it on me bro jack
Kickass43: sry
Kickass43: "frer jack"
Grandfromage: I have just been made aware of your comments about me.
Kickass43: ?
Grandfromage: Do not deny dem.
Kickass43: ??!
Grandfromage: Please.
Kickass43: im sry jack but ive NO idea wat ur tokking bout
Grandfromage: Perhaps dis will refresh your memry
Kickass43: lemme click on it
Kickass43: brb
Grandfromage: And so?
Grandfromage: ees all over Fleet Street
Grandfromage: and Le Monde
Grandfromage: ees eet not true?
Grandfromage: Dis is what you say behind my bak?
Kickass43: jeez jack
Kickass43: 
Kickass43: chucks a biggr dumbass than I thot
Kickass43: y wd he keep a live jornal 4 fs sake
Grandfromage: I cannot claim to understand de English
Grandfromage: especially their royalty
Grandfromage: but I must say dat I am surpized by you
Grandfromage: neither of us can afford more enemies at dis time
Grandfromage: my so-called friend
Kickass43: ouch
Kickass43: im sry jack
Kickass43: srsly
Grandfromage: I will overlook dis for now
Grandfromage: for the sake of world peace
Grandfromage: and for de continuing friendship between our peoples
Grandfromage: dat dates back many wars
Grandfromage: and because I have a crisis among my own peoples
Grandfromage: une crise d'esprit
Grandfromage: un grand malaise
Grandfromage: that I must deal wiz
Kickass43: uh thanx
Kickass43: appreshiate it dude
Kickass43: 1 piec of advice
Grandfromage: ?
Kickass43: avoid the "malaise"crap
Kickass43: makes u sound like jimmy carter
Grandfromage: wiz my people dat ees good
Kickass43: rite
Kickass43: forgot
Grandfromage: au revoir
M. Jacques Chirac, President de la Republique Francaise, est offline.
Kickass43: holy cwassant robin
Kickass43: u ther??
Veepman: yep
Kickass43: watcha doin
Veepman: last episode of "Rome"
Veepman: not looking good for Caesar
Veepman: we could learn something from the Romans
Veepman: like how to deal with critics
Veepman: and traitors
Kickass43: laura's watchin it
Kickass43: im not tellin her how it ends
Veepman: something big up?
Kickass43: jus heard from r pal chirac
Kickass43: he's ttlly pissed
Veepman: so what else is new
Veepman: terrorists didn't give him his 10%?
Veepman: they've cancelled his mistress' plane tickets?
Kickass43: lol
Kickass43: nah hes ttlly pissed wit ME
Kickass43: prince chuck went & blabbed bout wat I sed bout him
Kickass43: put it in a livejournal for fs sake
Kickass43: now its all ovr the press
Kickass43; the euro press
Kickass43: so it duznt rlly count
Veepman: yet
Kickass43: chek it out
Veepman: okay
Veepman: give me a second
Kickass43: u c?!
Veepman: pretty funny
Kickass43: not
Veepman: especially part about camilla & laura
Kickass43: "blowing fags"
Kickass43: like huh??
Veepman: Brit expression
Veepman: wouldn't worry about it
Kickass43; jacks mad as hell
Kickass43: wat shud I do
Veepman: nothing
Kickass43: nuddin??
Veepman: chirac is a crook
Veepman: and a sissy
Veepman: took him 2 weeks to notice his cities were burning down
Veepman: now he's worried you hurt his feelings?
Veepman: he should read my clips
Veepman: don't hear me complaining
Kickass43: ur rite
Kickass43: theyr girlymen
Kickass43: not like sarko
Kickass43: he's tuff
Veepman: we'll get along with him fine
Veepman: let villepins go back to his poetry
Veepman: you focus on winning the war
Veepman: and getting ready for the next war
Kickass43: uh
Kickass43: next war
Kickass43: ?
Veepman: against the chinese
Kickass43: :-O
Veepman: No question they've got WMD
Kickass43: wat bout syria iran n.korea
Veepman: appetizers
Kickass43: ur jokin rite
Veepman: yep
Veepman: for now
Kickass43: 4 a mo I thot u wer srious
Kickass43: after my trip etc.
Veepman: no that went well
Kickass43: no "delivrbles" as danny boy sed
Kickass43: just "take away" ha ha
Veepman: you had fun?
Kickass43: sorta
Kickass43: chow wuz disgustin
Kickass43: man those 1000 yr eggs
Kickass43: theyr like black
Kickass43: evry banquet wuz an FDA nitemare
Kickass43: I think they giv all the good parts of the animals 2 the poor
Kickass43: & keep all the disgustin parts 4 visitrs
Kickass43: no wonder the ol man puked
Veepman: that was japan
Kickass43: same diff
Kickass43; japs eat crzy junk 2
Kickass43: thank god the posse found an outhouse steakback
Veepman: you mean an "Outback Steakhouse"
Kickass43: not wit chineez beef
Kickass43; it sure aint texan
Kickass43; believ me its "outhouse steakback"
Kickass43: but yr fine if u don't ask 4 the steak n eggs
Kickass43: or wash it down wit a supersize Mongol milk & horse piss
Veepman: and aside from the food?
Kickass43: the biking was rad
Kickass43: didn't catch flu
Veepman: what's on the sked for tomorrow?
Kickass43: gotta pardon a turkey
Veepman: pardon scooter while you're at it
Kickass43: ha ha
Kickass43: g2g
Veepman: Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. President.
Kickass43: u 2
The President of the United States is currently offline.
"The Secret Presidentia IMS" appears every Tuesday.
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