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Christians Demand Bush be Impeached for Worshiping Satan
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[Blunderov] The boss is not pleased. Talk about dark looks. You'd swear that we, his quavering minions, had something to do with this Xtian lot getting hipped to the influence the boss has been cultivating with The Boy General. Fact is they're a paranoid bunch constantly on the lookout for manifestations of pure evil which is, of course, what we do. People talk. Tell that to the boss though; it's been a pretty damn icy day in hell I can tell you.
http://bellaciao.org/en/article.php3?id_article=14808
Christians Demand Bush be Impeached for Worshiping Satan
02 May 2007, 01:28:31
(MANCHESTER, NH) — A Christian based group known as the Christian's Liberation Movement has concluded that George W. Bush is a fake Christian and worships Satan. The group is demanding his impeachment not only for his crimes against humanity but for lying to the American people about his worship of Satan. It is highly doubtful that George W. Bush would have been elected President two times had the American people known about his secretive worship of Satan. Although this claim might seem difficult to believe, when one looks at the secret societies that George W. Bush has been involved with it becomes clear that George W. Bush is anything but a good Christian man.
"There is no question that George W. Bush worships Satan," proclaims Lee Rogers spokesman for the group.
"George W. Bush and any other member of the administration that secretly worships Satan should be removed from office immediately. It is one thing if Bush openly announced that he worshiped Satan and was elected, but the fact that Bush poses as a Christian and secretly worships Satan is deeply offensive to the moral values of Christians," Rogers continues.
Evidence of George W. Bush's worship of Satan is clear when one considers the secret societies that he is affiliated with. These include Skull and Bones as well as the Bohemian Club. Both organizations are confirmed to be heavily involved with Satan worship.
George W. Bush's Affiliation with Skull and Bones
George W. Bush, his father George H.W. Bush and his grandfather Prescott Bush all became members of Skull and Bones a secret fraternal society located at Yale University. Founded in 1832, the official legal name of the society is the Russell Trust Association named after one of the founding members of the society. Skull and Bones at one point was actually known as The Brotherhood of Death if that gives any sort of indication as to what this group is all about. Each year, 15 new members are recruited into Skull and Bones and meet in a building known as “The Tomb”. The group's symbol is a skull and crossbones with the number “322” located underneath the crossbones.
Here is the American Heritage Dictionary's definition of the word crossbones.
crossbones - A representation of two bones placed crosswise, usually under a skull, symbolizing danger or death.
Obviously from the description alone, Skull and Bones is no Christian group. It becomes even more disturbing when one learns of the rituals members of Skull and Bones must participate in so they can be reborn into this satanic order of death. Newly tapped members of Skull and Bones participate in a ritual where they are reborn into the order by laying naked in a coffin. Members must also recount their entire sexual history, pretend to slit a nude woman's throat and participate in other bizarre satanic rituals.
As if this wasn't bad enough, George W. Bush's grandfather Prescott Bush along with other Skull and Bones members actually robbed the grave of Apache warrior Geronimo and stole Geronimo's skull in 1918. A group of Native Americans have actually petitioned Congress to investigate the Skull and Bones group as part of an effort to return the remains of Geronimo for reburial. Geronimo's grandson, Harlan Geronimo, has even asked George W. Bush to return his grandfather's skull and has volunteered to undergo DNA testing to prove ownership.
It is ridiculous to believe that a good Christian man as Bush claims he is would have anything to do with a group that participates in these things. At the very least Bush should help facilitate the return of Geronimo's skull and apologize to Harlan Geronimo for the actions of his grandfather.
George W. Bush's Affiliation with the Bohemian Grove
George W. Bush and his father are also both members of a group called the Bohemian Club. The all male Bohemian Club's membership which consists of America's wealthy and political elite, meet every summer in a place known as the Bohemian Grove. The Bohemian Grove is located in the town of Monte Rio in the middle of the redwood forests of northern California. Each year, they conduct a satanic ritual called the “Cremation of Care” where they burn an effigy of a child to Molech a large demon owl. The ceremony could best be described as a mock human sacrifice and is hardly anything a Christian man would take part in.
This is especially true considering that Molech is actually referenced in the Old Testament. In the book of Leviticus, God denounces the sacrifice of children to Molech as shown here.
Leviticus 18:21
And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the Lord.
Leviticus 20:2
Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever he be of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn in Israel, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech: he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him with stones.
Security at the Bohemian Grove is taken seriously as members of the press are not allowed to film inside the encampment. Members value their privacy and apparently do not want people to know that they participate in a satanic ritual and engage in other bizarre behavior. That all changed in the year 2000 when radio host and documentary film maker Alex Jones along with camera man Mike Hanson snuck into the Bohemian Grove and filmed the entire “Cremation of Care” ritual via a hidden video camera. Jones released the video footage of the ritual in his documentary film Dark Secrets: Inside the Bohemian Grove. It is clear from the video footage contained in the film that the “Cremation of Care” ceremony is in fact a satanic ritual.
There have also been reports of rampant homosexual prostitution in the Bohemian Grove. The NY Post reported that a gay porn star by the screen name Chad Savage was brought into the Bohemian Grove to service the moguls there. Members of the Bohemian Club are also said to run around naked, dress in drag, engage in drug use as well as urinate openly within the encampment. There are even allegations of snuff films being filmed within the Bohemian Grove during the 1980's. Details of these allegations can be found in former state senator John Decamp's book The Franklin Cover-up.
Richard Nixon was even recorded on audio tape referring to the Bohemian Grove as “the most faggy godd**ned thing you could ever imagine.”
Why would a Christian man be associated with an organization that has members who secretly engage in homosexual acts, satanic rituals and other bizarre behavior?
George W. Bush's Actions Are Immoral and Not Christian
If George W. Bush were really a good Christian man why would he wage an endless war on terror based on lies and propaganda? It has already become clear that the war in Iraq was based off of lies and has thus far resulted in the deaths of nearly one million people. It is also becoming increasingly clear that the attacks of September 11th, 2001 were a government inside job, meaning that the entire war on terror that Bush promotes is also based off of lies and falsehoods.
The United States is spending close to one billion dollars building an embassy in Iraq that is going to be as big if not bigger than Vatican City. How can Bush justify spending this money on an embassy when Baghdad is still in shambles and the Veteran's Administration in the United States is in complete disarray? It is clear that Bush doesn't care about U.S. military personnel, or the Iraqi people. Instead, Bush is more concerned with building a new modern day version of Babylon as part of an effort to further the influence of his satanic New World Order masters. Bush and his New World Order masters believe that they themselves are living gods on earth and exempt from divine judgment.
The evidence is overwhelming. George W. Bush's association with these secret societies coupled with his actions that have caused an untold amount of death and destruction is clear proof that he worships Satan. We are demanding that Bush and any other member of his administration that poses as a fake Christian and worships Satan in secret be removed from office immediately.
http://www.roguegovernment.com/news.php?id=1845
These Christians are really on the ball. Some of us have been telling them that for the past two years now.
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Re:Christians Demand Bush be Impeached for Worshiping Satan
« Reply #1 on: 2007-05-12 09:01:08 » |
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[Blunderov] Say what you like, there's never a dull moment serving the Prince of Darkness. Lately he's been quite cheery, positively avuncular in fact. True, things got a bit hairy when he heard a minor demon practising "Stairway to Heaven" on a guitar that hadn't even been stolen but apart from that little contre temps things have been pretty relaxed in the halls of Hell.
Apparently things are going well. The Boy General has fully signed onto the program to destroy America's military preeminence forever by remaining in Iraq and by allowing China to quietly catch up and surpass the USA both militarily and economically. Also, Al Qaida have been tricked into taunting the Boy General to remain in Iraq which practically guarantees that he will do so. The Horned One is particularly chuffed with this last achievment; Al Qaida is a very suspicious lot when it comes to Satanic machinations and they always have their guard up. In the end though, just like everybody, they hear what they want to hear and there is no better teller of *that* tale than the Master.
Best of all though, The Son of the Morning now realises, he has a new and entirely unlooked for ally in the form of one Don Larsen from Utah who has seen fit to divert attention from the Master's successes in Washington and Baghdad.
This useful idiot has become convinced that the Master seeks to undermine the Universal Order by means of protracted campaign of illegal immigration of the brown variety. Nothing could be further from the truth. If the Master thought there was even a chance that this might work you may be sure that he would not stay his hand for a moment. But my Master, the Cloven Hoof, is a fly guy. He thought of this and instantly realised that Bush would simply conscript all incoming Mexicans and might even, if there were enough of them, accidently succeed in winning the war in Iraq which would be very inconvenient. Not of course that "The Commander Guy" (for reasons of his own) would want that to happen either, but the Master is under absolutely no illusions about the ability of George Bush to completely fuck things up.
It is very helpful to have everybody looking in the wrong direction though. Very helpful. Were it not for this and other distractions like abducted white woman, people might look about them a bit more. This would not be good. People might notice the similarities between the agendas of the Master and of the Preznit. I speak of course of the "New World Order".
The Jeremiah Project<snip>
As the 20th-century idols of atheism, humanism and communism are falling worldwide a spiritual vacuum is left that must be filled. In the resulting contest for the souls and minds of Americans in this new world order, the Church faces formidable opponents in godless liberal socialists, globalists, New Age religion, Islam and Satanism.
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No longer are we only threatened from without by a group of balding hard-line Communists - we are now threatened from within - by a group of intelligent, well-dressed liberals who over the coming years intend to convince America and the nations of the world that the only way to lasting world peace is the establishment of a ...
"New World Order."</snip>
The policy of GW Bush by his own admission. And the policy of Satan too.
But you didn't hear it from me cherubs...we don't want to upset el Diablo's balmy disposition now do we?
Keeping it horny...
Rollingstone:Satan's immigration agenda
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Re:Christians Demand Bush be Impeached for Worshiping Satan
« Reply #2 on: 2007-05-15 08:14:09 » |
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[Blunderov] Did I mention that the boss has been making the most marvelous progress in Washington? With Dubya fully signed up our covert institutions can now blossom into fully fledged government departments.
The Onion has more:
Dept. Of Evil: 'All Of You Must Die'
May 14, 2007 | Issue 43•20
WASHINGTON, DC—In the latest in a long series of ominous public pronouncements, the Department of Evil released a statement Monday demanding that all residents of the United States must die.
Dread Secretary of Evil Hammond S. Reynolds told reporters that they, too, must die.
"Yes, all must die," Dread Secretary of Evil Hammond S. Reynolds said during a press conference in Room 1228 of Washington's Robert C. Weaver Federal Building. "There shall soon come an accounting in which all will fall before the Grim Reaper as wheat in winter, as lambs under the knife. Soon all necks will feel the steely bite of our soul- thirsting axe, wielded by the unforgiving iron hand of the Department of Evil. Thus spake I, Dread Secretary Reynolds."
The dread secretary then took questions from the assembled reporters.
Although the Department of Evil has not yet announced the exact timetable for the death of all, it recommends citizens make their peace with doomed relatives and spouses immediately, as the hour of their ending draws ever nigh and will be upon them as soon as the necessary funding has been authorized by the House Appropriations Committee.
"This budget approval is merely a pitiful, niggling formality, for soon we'll be free to swarm across the land draining the life-pus out of all you quivering mortal worms," Reynolds said. "Doubt us not: Come the wintertide, you all shall die, and die you will. Sorry, I meant 'must.' Die you must!"
Originally established by an act of Congress in 1953 and granted broader powers and funding in 1986 under the second Reagan administration, the Department of Evil has been an occasional source of controversy. Its 1993 And The Streets Shall Run Red With The Blood Of The Innocent initiative was highly criticized at the time by moderates, who thought the department's agenda overly harsh.
An official from the Department of Evil described their 2007 strategic action plan at a conference in January.
In 2004, an ambitious plan to seed the clouds with blood and then rain excruciation down upon the thrice-damned didn't even make it past a Senate budget committee, which criticized the plan as poorly conceived.
And last year, the department received a stinging blow after Congress voted to allocate only one-third of the money requested to swell the ranks of its deranged, barbarous demon cavalry.
Despite those recent setbacks, a DOE spokesbeast said that the dread secretary remains confident that his department will prevail in the end.
To publicize their current mission, the Department of Evil distributed to media outlets a ring-bound portfolio titled "You Shall All Perish Screaming 2007," which provides estimates and logistics detailing how everyone will die, a line-by-line budget breakdown, and an addendum apologizing that the document was not printed in human blood. The full text is available at evil.gov.
The "All Must Die" initiative, the highest-profile program proposed by the DOE in recent memory, came under almost immediate scrutiny from politicians on both sides of the aisle.
"I don't understand why we still even have a Department of Evil," Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) said. "It's a Cold War holdover, an artifact of the '50s that has outlived its usefulness. Mr. Reynolds has done as good a job as any recent dread secretary, but as afraid as I am of him, I believe his talents would be better served at Education or Agriculture."
"Once again, Mr. Reynolds wants to throw money at the everyone-dies issue—in this case, $11.43 billion," Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) said. "This is a waste of taxpayer dollars to do work best left to the private sector. It's high time for the DOE to be absorbed into Homeland Security, where it belongs."
At the press conference, Reynolds refused to disclose his reasons for proposing that all must die.
"Question not the dread secretary, insects!" said Reynolds, rearing back his mighty head and bellowing as a powerful crescendo emanated from the department's enormous Gothic pipe organ. "First, the bandwagoners in Congress seek to derail our plans or committee them to death. Now, the mindless blood-bags who populate this teeming nation wish to know why they must perish. I will respond with the same answer we have always given: Despair, groveling vermin, and may your deaf, blind God forsake the United States of America! We're done here."
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Re:Christians Demand Bush be Impeached for Worshiping Satan
« Reply #3 on: 2007-05-21 18:42:57 » |
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[Blunderov] Busy times. The Boss finds himself constrained to co-opt yet more spokesdemons; being so much the talk of the town many are taking his name in vain lately and not everybody has honest motives. Not of course that we mind this, in fact it is something we hope to encourage a lot more of in the future but the administrative overhead is a tangible...but I digress.
The Boss wants to set a few matters straight. He has chosen Dan Harlow to do so. We have many harlows in Hell as I'm sure you can imagine but this one is from Planet Atheism
Dan Harlow : Devil Blamed For Microwaving Of Infant, ‘Possessed’ Husband Still Loved By Wife
22 May 2007, 00:51:34 | Dan Harlow
http://danharlow.com/?p=827
19 year old Joshua Royce Mauldin of Texas was arrested for attempting to murder his infant daughter by sticking her in a microwave. Mr. Mauldin had wanted to become a preacher, but according to his 20 year old wife, Eva Marie Mauldi, the devil took possession of Joshua and commanded him to kill his baby girl.
From Fox News (where else?):
“Satan saw my husband as a threat. Satan attacked him because he saw (Joshua) as a threat,” Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.
A Galveston County grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed his daughter in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds.
The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said.
Eva Marie Mauldin, the girl’s 20-year-old mother, told the television station that her husband is “not the monster people are making him out to be.”
“That was not my husband; my husband is a wonderful father,” she said. “Satan was working through his weaknesses.”
Eva Maudlin described those weaknesses as an undisclosed mental disability, and that her efforts to get help for him have failed.
Christians at a candlelight vigil being held on the grounds of the newly built Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky, openly wept as they held hands and praised God:
From some pale, thin housewife:
“Too often in this secular world, people are denying the very real power of Satan in our lives. But the Devil is real, I tell you! All those atheists and evolutionists can blame “mental disease” for a persons sin till the cows come home, but we Christians know that only the Devil is really to blame for all the terrors in our world. The Devil is strong, and grows stronger each day too, but the media and the folks in Hollywood would rather have you believe that white people are somehow responsible for our own actions. I mean, what crap! Only a satanist or a democrat would believe white people are also responsible for the crimes they commit! I bet that poor Joshua will be sent to prison for this too. What is this world coming too? Didn’t we elect Bush to stop this sort of thing?”
The Devil, who currently works for Fox News as a political analyst, was disheartened to hear that his name is still being “tossed about” whenever something bad happens.
From The Devil’s statement:
“Look, I know I’ve done some pretty terrible things in the past, but I am just trying to get on with my life. Fox News has been very kind to bring me on board since the 2000 presidential election and I would never do anything to jeopardize this wonderful opportunity.
It’s been a long, hard road for me these past few years, but try as I might, people will just not forget the past. Yes I damned all of humanity to sin and death when I made that dumb bitch Eve eat the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, but tell me honestly, could you deny a hot, young, supple naked chick the chance to gingerly bite her pearly white teeth into the taught skin of a cool plum? I mean the very thought of watching the thick, purply juice explode from her full lips and run down the smooth contours of her firm breasts is a temptation that no man, or fallen angel, can resist.
Yes, it was a plum, not an apple as that moron Milton would have you believe from his dumb poem. I mean, come on people, Milton was not even there!
Anyway, I had no part in Mr. Mauldi’s decision to microwave his child. I prefer my infants grilled with lemon sauce and blackened seasoning. Microwaving dries stuff out, everyone knows that.”
Alton Brown, Ana Marie Mauldi, Creation Museum, devil, Eden, Eva Marie Mauldi, Eve, humor, John Milton, Joshua Royce Mauldin, religion, Satan, Texas, Tree of the knowledge of good and evil, William Carlos Williams
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Re:Christians Demand Bush be Impeached for Worshiping Satan
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[Blunderov] The Boss seems oddly philosophical at the news that John McCain has outed him as the spiritual overlord of the metropolis of Washington. "Oh ah?" He says in that Woosterish way that he sometimes has when unconcerned. We underlings and demons had been expecting that there would be hell to pay at the news but not a murmer. Word in the hellholes round and about is that The Boss, judging by his diffident reaction, has McCain entirely in his pocket already and McCain has been given permission to woo the electorate on an anti-Satan platform just to make sure he gets into office.
This will be when the REAL work of Satan begins.
Subtle eh? You lot haven't got a chance.
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/04/09/mccain-and-conspirac.html
McCain and conspiracy theorists agree that Washington is Satanic
09 April 2008, 20:07:57 | Mark Frauenfelder
Dan Morse of The Washington Post looks for evidence to support McCain's frequent claims that Washington is the "city of Satan."
First, McCain:
McCain, a Republican senator from Arizona, has regularly called Washington Satan's City over the past 10 years. He did so twice last month, including during a visit to the Atlanta headquarters of Chick-fil-A, the fast-food chain whose founder is such a devoted Baptist he keeps the eateries closed on Sundays. "It's harder and harder trying to do the Lord's work in the city of Satan," McCain said, according to an Associated Press account.
(Maybe McCain thinks Satan is going to try to stop him from carrying out a "a biblically prophesied end-time confrontation with Iran, which will lead to the Rapture, Tribulation, and Second Coming of Christ," as his new best friend forvever, Pastor John Hagee, prays for.)
Next, Cutting Edge Ministries director David Bay:
"McCain was right," said David Bay, speaking by phone from Lexington, S.C., where as director of Cutting Edge Ministries he has long asserted that Washington's streets are positioned to usher in Lucifer as "the ultimate master of Government Center."
"You will need to have your maps of Washington, D.C., opened in front of you as we proceed," reads a treatise on the subject posted on Bay's Internet site.
Using Dupont and Logan circles as northern points, Bay instructs, you can trace various interlocking streets to form a demonic pentagram, one that bores directly into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Other satanic hot spots cited by believers include the U.S. Capitol and the Washington Monument. The latter was described by Bay, the South Carolina author, as a filthy, phallic and satanic homage to the god Baal.
Link (Via The Day They tried to Kill Me)
UPDATE Steve Reed says: "I think that McCain might have missed the real threat in Washington. A giant malevolent dachshund bearing down on the Capitol! It's clearly visible (and angry) as you can see from my enhanced image."
[Bl.] It's the real thing people. Tremble. That ain't no Star of David over there.
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Re:Christians Demand Bush be Impeached for Worshiping Satan
« Reply #5 on: 2008-04-16 13:37:55 » |
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coincidence ..... oh oh ; got to go, the giant winged lizards are after me again ....
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Re:Christians Demand Bush be Impeached for Worshiping Satan
« Reply #6 on: 2008-09-19 13:03:07 » |
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[Blunderov] Courtesy of the Worst Album Covers ...Ever
Sadly The Boss caught sight of this. He was not pleased. Truth to tell, he very seldom is pleased but he was far more than usually not pleased. There's a lot of screaming going on out there I can tell you.
[Bl.] I can see his point though. How can the Christians take a cardboard cutout seriously? Anyway, got to go now. The screaming is getting closer...
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