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RE: virus:The Soft Parade
« on: 2004-12-14 18:58:05 » |
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[Blunderov] Ludicrous deaths and sundry strange decisions. (Unverified.)
http://members.aol.com/BurnNRot/StupidArchives.html eg:
3/19
Explaining his car crash to a Munich court, a motorist said that he took
his hands off the wheel because "I wanted to know, so I let go and
asked: 'God, can you drive?'"
4/14
The Princeton Dental Resource Center in Albany, New York, agreed to pay
a $25,000 settlement for misleading consumers by claiming that a piece
of chocolate a day might inhibit tooth decay. The center is funded by
candy maker Mars Incorporated.
4/10
The most wanted terrorist in the world, Illich Ramirez Sanchez, alias
Carlos the Jackal, eluded authorities for more than 20 years. He was
finally caught when he emerged from hiding in Sudan and checked into a
hospital in Khartoum to undergo liposuction to remove fat from around
his waist. The Observer, a British newspaper, qouted a Sudanese doctor
in Cairo who said that as soon as Carlos was unconscious, French agents
seized him.
[Blunderov] One for DrSebby in fondness and, in general, a salutary
instance of the very reliable maxim that "assumption is the mother of
all fuck-ups".)
4/8
British customs agents arrested Robert Ventham, 22, when he returned
from buying drugs in Gibralter, despite his attempt to fool them as to
the real purpose of his trip by carrying a set of golf clubs. The ruse
only alerted the agents because Gibralter has no golf courses.
[The Lizard King]
What got us this far, to this mild equator?
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/doors,-the/42755.html
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