Blunderov
Archon
Gender: 
Posts: 3160
Reputation: 8.63
Rate Blunderov
"We think in generalities, we live in details"
  
|
 |
RE: virus: Infectious religion
« on: 2004-10-01 11:44:30 » |
 |
[Blunderov] Heard this on the radio today - Riaad Moosa a local Muslim
standup comic:
[RM] I'm telling you man, Islam is infectious. The other day me and my
family were on a plane waiting to go to Cape Town and I thought I would
offer a prayer in Arabic before we took off, you know for good luck and
that.
<prolonged and impassioned Islamic prayer>
So when I'm finished I look around and I notice everybody else on the
plane is praying too...
...I'm afraid they're going to make us part of the safety demonstration
you know like
<intercom sound fx>
Welcome to our air flight safety demonstration. Please look around and
take careful note of the positions occupied by Islamic passengers. These
persons will be further demarcated for you during the course of the
flight by the issue of halaal meals...
Happy weekend everybody.
---
To unsubscribe from the Virus list go to <http://www.lucifer.com/cgi-bin/virus-l>
|
Author
Logged
