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RE: virus: Ministry in a box.
« on: 2004-08-12 18:39:49 » |
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[Blunderov] Entertaining spam for once. I wonder which particular Xtian
faction is the holding company for this franchise. If any.
Sometimes the dark side tempts me with thoughts of the easy living to made
from the credulous...but no! I renounce this certificate.
Would a Virion minister be empowered to perform marriages?
Imagine the service. 'You two have thought about this carefully have you?'
'We have.'
'Clearly there is no point in arguing with you about this anymore then and I
suppose you might as well get on with it. I hereby declare you spouses and
remind you that at this point in the ceremony it is traditional to ply the
minister (me) with copious libations.'
I could do this.
Best Regards.
http://www.clubforwideselction.com/rev/box.html
Ministry In A Box
(OUR FINEST PRODUCT OF THE MONASTERY)
The Ministry In A Box is the finest products of the monastery. There are
many things here that are outstanding tools for being successful in your
ministry.
Each New Ministry In A Box will contain the following:
1 Ordination Monastery Credential with your name imprinted on it.
1 Wallet ID Card
1 Wedding and Ceremonies Workbook (on the cd-rom)
15 Ceremony Certificates (total) including:
. Wedding Certificate
. Commitment Certificate
. House Blessing Certificate
. Baptism Certificate
. Renewal of Vows Certificate
. Baby Naming Certificate
All with an embossed gold seal on high quality certificate paper.
1 Phone Script to help you set appointments (on the cd-rom)
1 Order of Ceremony Worksheet for you to make copies of.(On the cd-rom)
1 CD of Weddings, Funerals and Rites in a Word Document (on the cd-rom).
1 Informational sheets for how to perform funeral services, including order
of service (on the cd-rom)
1 Laminated Parking Placard with embossed gold seal.
BONUS! One copy of 'Six Audio Ceremonies' on disc -- six complete ceremonies
read from the workbook given as well as three complete ceremonies from
Weddings, Funerals and Rites of Passage. (On same disc with other material)
($19.95 Value!)
This new box represents over $120 in value.
Order now and you can all of this amazing NEW material for the low price of
$79.
The Ministry In A Box contains all the tools necessary to be able to perform
the essential tasks of a ministry. You'll have the ceremonies you need for
the most common situations, as well as all the credentials and accoutrements
necessary to enhance your credibility and confidence. Don't miss out on this
outstanding new tool!
[Blunderov] See also:
http://www.clubforwideselction.com/rev/
Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED
MINISTER within 48 hours!!!
[Blunderov] But more, much more than this, you may also perform marriages
normally considered by most societies to be completely outrageous;
<snip>. MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!! </snip>
[Blunderov] But wait there's more! The certificate also re-confers the
ancient right of droit de signeur; all this for only $29.95.
<snip>. Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID</snip>
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