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RE: virus: In the beginning...
« on: 2004-02-29 02:49:15 » |
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Here is the lesson.
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Blunderov.
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In the beginning ...
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach
and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would
live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the R7
double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want chips with that?"
And Man said, "Large packet please." And Man gained kilograms.
And God created the healthful yoghurt, that Woman might keep her figure
that Man found so fair.
And Satan froze the yoghurt and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and
brightly coloured sprinkle stuff to put on top. And Woman gained
kilograms.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits and shredded
cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And Woman gained kilograms.
And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth spare ribs, so big they filled the plate. And
Man gained kilograms and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
kilograms.
And Satan brought forth DSTV with remote control so Man would not have
to toil to change channels between SABC and CNN. And Man gained
kilograms.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought
forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre
into chips and deep-fried them in fat. And he created sour cream dip
also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips
swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created medical aid ...</q>
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