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RE: virus: Haiku error-messages
« on: 2003-09-05 07:48:47 » |
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<snip>
> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot,
> Order shall return
> Program aborting:
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask far too much.
> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
> Your file was so big.
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
> A crash reduces
> Your expensive computer
> To a simple stone.
> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
> You step in the stream,
> But the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
> Having been erased.
> The document you're seeking
> Must now be retyped.
> Serious error.
> All shortcuts have disappeared.
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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I'm sorry, there's -- um --
insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me...
Fond Regards
Blunderov
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