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virus: A bit late, but...
« on: 2003-04-25 12:50:13 »
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For Hermit,
If you want the absolutely best guide to baby care that exists, there is a
most magnificent and excellent resource out there by a personal hero of
mine, Jeff Vogel.
http://www.ironycentral.com/babymain.html

Take care, all :]
-Calvin


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Re: virus: A bit late, but...
« Reply #1 on: 2003-04-25 14:12:03 »
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From: http://www.ironycentral.com/babymain.html
"But I hate people who bring kids to restaurants. And I hate you!" Bite my
ass. Being childfree means you get a life full of freedom and extra cash. You
don't have to be a dick about it too.

[Jake]  LoL!!  I generally don't give breeders a rough time, I even sometimes
like playing with their offspring with the comfort of knowing that I can
always hand them back when "the enemy" possesses them, but I still can't
contain my curiosity at times . . . why do people volunteer for slavery like
this?  I mean I know that sometimes offspring "just happen", but I've known
people to actually plan for this kind of torture.  The gods must be crazy!

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-Jake


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RE: virus: A bit late, but...
« Reply #2 on: 2003-04-26 06:45:58 »
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I think it has something to do with a neuro-hormonal atom bomb that =
explodes
in a high percentage of women when they enter their thirties (sometimes
earlier). Men are now affected too thanks to oestrogen poisoning in the
water supply. :-)
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From: http://www.ironycentral.com/babymain.html=20
"But I hate people who bring kids to restaurants. And I hate you!" Bite =
my
ass. Being childfree means you get a life full of freedom and extra =
cash.
You don't have to be a dick about it too.=20

[Jake]  LoL!!  I generally don't give breeders a rough time, I even
sometimes like playing with their offspring with the comfort of knowing =
that
I can always hand them back when "the enemy" possesses them, but I still
can't contain my curiosity at times . . . why do people volunteer for
slavery like this?  I mean I know that sometimes offspring "just =
happen",
but I've known people to actually plan for this kind of torture.  The =
gods
must be crazy!=20

Love,=20

-Jake=20


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Re:virus: A bit late, but...
« Reply #3 on: 2003-04-26 07:55:22 »
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I'm with you guys.  Who would want to put themselves in the situation where the next 18+ years of their lifes are deticated to little demonic beasts that are used as political "play toys?" 

-ElvenSage -- Pro-Choice/Anti-Children.  =D
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Re: virus: A bit late, but...
« Reply #4 on: 2003-04-26 08:42:57 »
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> [Jake]  LoL!!  I generally don't give breeders a rough time, I even
sometimes
> like playing with their offspring with the comfort of knowing that I can
> always hand them back when "the enemy" possesses them, but I still can't
> contain my curiosity at times . . . why do people volunteer for slavery
like
> this?  I mean I know that sometimes offspring "just happen", but I've
known
> people to actually plan for this kind of torture.  The gods must be crazy!

Why do men risk life and limb for the dubious reward of status? Why do
people fight so hard to stay alive when it seems hopeless to any sane
observer? If you are seriously wondering about the ultimate cause of these
strange behaviours, I don't think you have to look any farther than their
genes. ;-)

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« Reply #5 on: 2003-04-26 12:32:27 »
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*looks in his jeans*  I can see how that can cause children and war.  *snickerS*
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« Reply #6 on: 2003-04-28 11:18:01 »
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Quote from: Jake Sapiens on 2003-04-25 14:12:03   

why do people volunteer for slavery like this?  I mean I know that sometimes offspring "just happen", but I've known people to actually plan for this kind of torture.  The gods must be crazy!

[Mermaid]You got it all wrong!! Although I am positive that children do not volunteer for slavery!! Everyone has the right to take aim and pee in the gene pool, Jake.. You dont have to pay children minimum wage. It is absolutely legal to whatever you want with their minds. It's like a kitty kat, only it takes longer to die.

If we didnt have little minds to enslave and shape and mould, there would be no civilisation. Also...since our damn bodies give up and decay, we have to keep producing new shells to keep ourselves immortal. Not to mention tax breaks.

There ya go! It all boils down to Death and Taxes.
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