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Spies Dousing Fires : The Unapologetic Mexican
« on: 2007-11-26 04:17:24 »
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[Blunderov] In a non-association which I hope will persist indefinitely, I have never had the misfortune to witness a FOX "news broadcast". So, being unversed in what I am reliably informed is the untrammeled depravity of that organisation, I found myself wondering whether I had accidently clicked on a link to "The Onion". Even now I have my suspicions; surely this is deadpan stand-up comedy?

Apparently not.

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Spies Dousing Fires

26 November 2007, 01:35:27 | nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez

THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY is now training firefighters to inspect your home and your behavior when you are visited by them, even for emergency purposes! According to FOX "News," aside from blueprints, chemicals, flight manuals, and bomb-making books, one of the things they are going to be on the lookout for is "hostility to Americans."

So! Word to the wise. Make sure you are only nasty to fireman without green cards. Maybe you can suss this out with some small talk at the hydrant. But even if not, if one day your kitchen explodes and your roof is on fire and you happen to be talking, yelling, or otherwise communicating with the brave men who are lugging their hoses into your driveway, it's probably best to sprinkle a few pleasant words about the country and the government in there while you're at it. You know, like right after you scream "my cousin is trapped in the attic!" just drop in a "God bless America!' or something. Just slide it right in there. "HELP! We want to keep on living in the USA! Help us!" Something casual. Something that clears you right away. Because the last thing your cousin needs is for the firemen to get caught up rooting through your junk drawer on their way upstairs.

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