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You just couldn't make this up
« on: 2002-03-08 11:45:57 »
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/middle_east/newsid_1860000/1860315.stm

Step aside Barbie and Ken.

They already have competition from the Muslim world in the form of the new, modestly-dressed Iranian doll called Sara.

Sara never goes out without a headscarf or her brother Dara.

The Arab League is also working on its own culturally-sensitive alternative to Barbie.

Now, meet Shimmy.

He's the first ever exclusively Jewish, truly "kosher" doll.

"We started with a boy, because of the fact that girls have chests," says Budi Dvir, the marketing director of the Tel Aviv-based company that developed the doll.

Doll with a difference

In other important respects, Shimmy is also a doll with a difference.

He has unnaturally chubby cheeks, a little red button of a nose, and four fingers on each hand instead of five - a way of getting round the Ten Commandments' ban on making "graven images".

Shimmy - who like Sara and Dara - is manufactured in China, also says a prayer when you squeeze his hand.

"Shimmy is built around Jewish law," says Mr Dvir. "Religious children need a character they can identify with."

Out of the closet

And he's selling like hotcakes.

"I just can't get enough stocks of it," says Shalom Halpern, who owns a toy shop in an orthodox neighbourhood of central Jerusalem.

"When I first got it I was sceptical that it would sell. But people just keep buying."

Mr Halpern says that some ultra-Orthodox parents used to surreptitiously buy Barbies for their children, making sure they played with them inside their houses where no-one else could see.

Shimmy brings doll-buying out of the closet.

"Religious children are also children - with the same desire to play with dolls like anybody else," says Halpern.

"It's a natural thing. Now parents can buy a doll without feeling guilty."

And Shimmy has proved so successful that the manufacturers are now working on a sister for him.

"She'll be called Rivkele, and she'll be modestly dressed, in a skirt not trousers," says Mr Dvir.

She'll also have four fingers not five.

One other thing, insists Mr Dvir: "She won't have a chest."

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« Reply #1 on: 2002-03-11 02:52:14 »
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"Shimmy is built around Jewish law," says Mr Dvir. "Religious children need a character they can identify with."



Oh, excellent.  At last a poor Jewish child can relate to a boil-faced alcoholic, chest-less, four-fingered, plastic mutant talking automaton!  No wonder they are so popular.

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY FEEDING THESE KIDS?!

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« Reply #2 on: 2009-11-29 07:43:21 »
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that doll looks like a clown...kinda
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