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God Loses GOP nomination
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4/10/12 at 4:07 PM
Every Candidate Endorsed by God Has Now Lost to Mitt Romney
By Dan Amira
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/god-2012-president-campaign.html
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08:42:33 Sat Morning Mo
08:57:55 MoEnzyme Morning Sat
10:08:04 MoEnzyme Now comes the REAL question . . . Will the US remain a Christian nation? Of course
everyone knows that Mitt Romney is not real a Christian, and everyone knows that
Barack Obama is a secret Muslim, so which candidate would a true Christian vote
for? Or do they just stay home and not vote?
10:08:28 MoEnzyme Every Candidate Endorsed by God Has Now Lost to Mitt Romney
10:08:41 MoEnzyme http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/god-2012-president-campaign.html
10:10:16 MoEnzyme 4/10/12 at 4:07 PM By Dan Amira
10:10:35 MoEnzyme The end — sorry, um, suspension — of Rick Santorum's presidential campaign is a
major milestone in the primary race, clearing the way, as it does, for Mitt Romney to
cruise here on out to the nomination essentially unchallenged.
10:10:59 MoEnzyme But Santorum's withdrawal is also a major milestone for God, the beloved all-
powerful deity whose personal endorsement somehow failed to secure the
nomination for any of the numerous Republicans —
10:11:25 MoEnzyme — Santorum, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry — whom he reportedly
encouraged to run for president.
10:11:39 MoEnzyme It is unclear at this point whether God will even bother to offer anyone his
apparently useless endorsement in the general election.
10:13:24 MoEnzyme * MoEnzyme asks googlebot, "What would Jesus Do?"
10:13:26 googlebot Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it
won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff
could happen and it could be like ambition
10:13:40 Sat * Sat grins
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.... the Vatican can't be happy; Look how long it took them to install JFK 
