From: Walter Watts (wlwatts@cox.net)
Date: Thu Mar 04 2004 - 18:23:09 MST
READ BOTTOM POST FIRST
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ROFL!
Walter
By the way, where can I order my very own Seb-O'matic (tm) Hindsight
Recalibrator?
Dr Sebby wrote:
> ....that has always been a difficult one walter. if i were the
> aforementioned idiot's personal advisor, i would instruct her to give the
> baby up for adoption most likely, look at the thing (no matter how stupid)
> they love the most and throw themselves into said industry whole heartedly
> whilst making severe cuts in spending allowances and attending some local
> city college o do a little bit of catchup at least.
>
> ok, so at this point in this persons life (judging by their prior
> decision making tendencies) it's probably not going to happen which is why
> the ...Seb-O'matic (tm) Hindsight Recalibrator... should be purchased at
> this point. when set at "Micro-Level", results may include but will not be
> limited to: a highschool diploma, a lack of pre-teen 'huffing', altered
> opinions on abortion, less church going, more study time, redefining
> "hip-hop" as a music type as opposed to a way of life, not plotting out ones
> life decisions solely on the wisdom of a pop-culture addicted adolescent
> brain, better pre-natal care and in some cases non-existence (product fully
> refundable if this should occur). Macro level settings might include
> results such as entire family lineages not existing...usually those playing
> a part in 4+ child families. be warned that macro level settings might
> result in a U.S. population of roughly 180 million, so if you dont think
> you'll be one of these, you should consider only the Micro level setting.
>
> DrSebby.
> "Courage...and shuffle the cards".
>
> ----Original Message Follows----
> From: Walter Watts <wlwatts@cox.net>
> Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
> To: virus@lucifer.com
> Subject: Re: virus: Re:Minimum wage
> Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 15:21:29 -0600
>
> Okay. Aside from all the Ph.D. economic theory, let's propose a real-life
> scenario.
>
> Let's imagine, dog forbid, a person of ethnicity, who might not be the
> sharpest tack in the box, who may be single, have a young child and only a
> G.E.D.
>
> They work at Wendys/McDonalds/the movie theater/the grocery store/Wally
> World/damn near anywhere full-time.
>
> Their take-home pay is nowhere CLOSE to the sum of their rent, utilities,
> car, gas, insurance, food and daycare.
>
> Read my lips, economic theorists:
>
> NOWHERE FUCKING CLOSE!!
>
> What would we, as Virians, have the said "liver" of the famous "American
> Dream" do?
>
> Enroll in the local community college and become a P.C. technician?
>
> Puleeeeze.......
>
> Walter
>
> --
>
> Walter Watts
> Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc.
>
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> partner spayed or neutered."
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