From: Dr Sebby (drsebby@hotmail.com)
Date: Mon Oct 27 2003 - 16:09:39 MST
....that has always been a difficult one walter. if i were the
aforementioned idiot's personal advisor, i would instruct her to give the
baby up for adoption most likely, look at the thing (no matter how stupid)
they love the most and throw themselves into said industry whole heartedly
whilst making severe cuts in spending allowances and attending some local
city college o do a little bit of catchup at least.
ok, so at this point in this persons life (judging by their prior
decision making tendencies) it's probably not going to happen which is why
the ...Seb-O'matic (tm) Hindsight Recalibrator... should be purchased at
this point. when set at "Micro-Level", results may include but will not be
limited to: a highschool diploma, a lack of pre-teen 'huffing', altered
opinions on abortion, less church going, more study time, redefining
"hip-hop" as a music type as opposed to a way of life, not plotting out ones
life decisions solely on the wisdom of a pop-culture addicted adolescent
brain, better pre-natal care and in some cases non-existence (product fully
refundable if this should occur). Macro level settings might include
results such as entire family lineages not existing...usually those playing
a part in 4+ child families. be warned that macro level settings might
result in a U.S. population of roughly 180 million, so if you dont think
you'll be one of these, you should consider only the Micro level setting.
DrSebby.
"Courage...and shuffle the cards".
----Original Message Follows----
From: Walter Watts <wlwatts@cox.net>
Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
To: virus@lucifer.com
Subject: Re: virus: Re:Minimum wage
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 15:21:29 -0600
Okay. Aside from all the Ph.D. economic theory, let's propose a real-life
scenario.
Let's imagine, dog forbid, a person of ethnicity, who might not be the
sharpest tack in the box, who may be single, have a young child and only a
G.E.D.
They work at Wendys/McDonalds/the movie theater/the grocery store/Wally
World/damn near anywhere full-time.
Their take-home pay is nowhere CLOSE to the sum of their rent, utilities,
car, gas, insurance, food and daycare.
Read my lips, economic theorists:
NOWHERE FUCKING CLOSE!!
What would we, as Virians, have the said "liver" of the famous "American
Dream" do?
Enroll in the local community college and become a P.C. technician?
Puleeeeze.......
Walter
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