From: Zloduska (hidden@lucifer.com)
Date: Fri Sep 26 2003 - 02:22:58 MDT
Monogamy is grand.
On the plus side:
- The freedom and ease to care for and keep track of one's own Sex Toys.
- Less laundry/dirty sheets.
- No damn condoms.
- Waking up and cuddling with the same person every morning, assuming you actually like them a lot.
On the minus:
- Temptation can be hard to resist.
- Exclusion from membership of the Ultra-hip Swank N'Sexy Swingers Club of America, Golf Green, Casino, and Spa Resort.
- It's such a, like, Christian thing to do.
- Waking up next to the same person day by day, assuming you detest their very essence and find them boring. And they smell bad.
Polyamory is splendid.
On the plus side:
- Especially for bisexuals!
- Makes a game of naked olive oil Twister far more interesting.
- Looks great on a resume.
On the minus:
- Can motivate jealously. Issues, issues, issues.
- The Mormons, Chinese, and Arabs do it, so it must be bad. Oh wait, that's POLYGAMY. Oops.
- Just TRY getting 5 people into a conventional shower/tub!
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