From: Blunderov (squooker@mweb.co.za)
Date: Mon Aug 04 2003 - 04:26:13 MDT
Why is this woman standing at an airport holding a sign which has the
message "Rev Wally Tightnuts" written on it?
Why would a perfectly normal looking man pose for a picture holding a
sign that says "I am a Dildo"?
Why would someone send 5 grams of alluvial gold dust to a complete
stranger in another continent?
Why do all of these people engage the caps lock at all times when
composing e-mail? *
Find the answers to all these questions, and more, at
<http://www.scamorama.com/> http://www.scamorama.com/ (The Lads from
Lagos) a site dedicated to the internets' newest blood sport
"scambaiting".
Don't miss Teenage Wasteland in which
"Wale Williams chats up Princess Candy (Candice Windsor, daughter of HRH
Margaret, no, not The one, but near enough for our purposes). Meanwhile
Wale's banker Benjamin Bode and lawyer Vincent Adekunle deal with
Candy's protector, Sir Marmite Luny-Binns. Princess Candy previously
took on and apparently routed Prince Emmanuel of a Non-Governmental
Organization. Everyone should have an imaginary friend. It's really
neat, k?"
Best Regards,
Blunderov
* OK. I admit nobody really knows why they do this.
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