From: athe nonrex (athenonrex@godisdead.com)
Date: Thu Jun 19 2003 - 14:31:01 MDT
c'mon you rascallions...
i know there are discordians hiding in here...i feel it...
eris is making my penial gland twitch...i know there are some of
you here...
for those of you unaware of Discordians, Eris/Discordia, the
Principia Discordia, the use of your penial gland, the evils of
hotdog buns, the Erisian movement and Such, i refer you to a few sites
for, perhaps, your very own illumination...
http://www.pricipiadiscordia.com
etc, et al..
these two sites pretty much hold the entire plethora of
non-sensical, un-sensical, pre-sensical, quasi-sensical and anti-
sensical gospels of the discordian religion...
i myself was illuminated a while ago, though eris never really
spoke to me...
i have been spoken to as of late though, in the form of a clock that
was ticking slightly out of a uniform patter (some minutes had 66 ticks,
some minutes had 55 ticks, some minutes never seemed to end...what?
yes i did coult them, i was on my break and had nothing better to do,
i work at a library after all...)
i'm sure some of you at times greyfaced people know the greek myths
of eris, or have come across the roman accounts of discordia...
but honestly, that's like asking a christian for a review of atheistic
existencialism...you don't quite get the full actual effect of what the
atheistic existencialist believes...
discordians not currently in a cabal, or looking for bi/multi cabal
membership...i am recruiting right now...(so to speak)...
send me a private email if you are interested, not interested and just
want to talk, not interested and want to yell at me, interested but not
interested, wanting to rant and share some hotdog water, or Such...
i'm in the process of writing "The Gospel Discording to A Dirty Pikey Gypsy Bastard (AKA, Nietzsche, Saint of Hotdog Water, KSC, DM [Dorkus Malfactum], etc...et al…), as well as the “Book of Dorkus” and the “Book of Malfactum (or, “It Ain’t as Bad as It Seems”)."
well, must be on my way...i must make my daily round of sprinkling
hotdog water and the joyous nature thereof to everyone that shall cross
my path...
~may you fall down in wicked, uncontrolled, spasmatic, unreasonable,
uncalled for, completely redicerous [rE-diK-Er-Us], convulsions of
laughter [iow, May Eris Bless Thee]...~
-Episkopos Nietzsche,
Patron Saint of Hotdog Water,
KSC,
DM,
WWJD(FAKB),
Minister of Dis-Ent[a]ry,
Pope of PolyPhasic LifeForms, etc..et al..
~it says little, does less, means nothing~
~the following sentence is true. the previous sentance is false.~
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