From: L' Ermit (lhermit@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Jan 22 2002 - 08:24:56 MST
[Joe Dees] Remind me to attend one of Zlod's parties, masquerading as a
nubile young stewardess (until the critical moment, at which time I uncloset
myself in the closet)!
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Hermit and Joe, nothing lothe,
Hid in a closet, unclothed,
For the sake of beguiling,
A lass who was smiling,
And the cause of her smile you will know!
When out from her cute leather dress,
My words almost fail, I confess,
She withdrew the key,
And locked in, Joe and me,
Ungrammatical, but true, ne'ertheless.
So those dirty old men had to wait,
For the maid who held the key to their fate,
In more ways than one,
She spent hours having fun,
Then released them, but it was too late.
For both of those dirty old men,
Had succumbed to the irresistible yen,
Joe dressed up in drag,
Hermit ready to shag,
To their horror, their parts wouldn't mate.
The moral of the tale's clear to see,
When entering a closet optimistically,
Ensure that the sexes,
Are correct for the nexus,
And that you have got hold of the key.
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